Leander Butterfly

Find your yee to your haw and you won’t have to giddy up again.

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

This heart is 27 years old, yet it feels 57 pushing on 60. Should’ve have started smoking at 13 lmao

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Browning Town Pump is the only one that locks up pepto bismol like cmon guys lmao

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Lord knows I haven’t prayed in so long, but I’ll pray time and time again to make sure that others are okay before me.

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Man those friends that you hadn’t seen in awhile all of a sudden message you to see what’s up are just life brightening

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

“That shot reminded me of when I was 13” lmao

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

I’ve been working the weekends for so long I feel like I gotta go in tomorrow. Feels nice having them off after two years tho 😴

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Seeing crack heads move around a lot in public make drunk people look like they’re standing still 😂

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

I just miss being shit kid with @xenzox91 and walking from the bar at 2am 🥲

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Only I would get in trouble for showing up to work not knowing I had an extra day off lmao

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

I’m a whore for sunrises and sunsets

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Todays the day I finally had Burger King breakfast.
Somebody shut em down

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Nobody knows about my trouble but trouble sure knows me

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

when you’re high af making a PB&J in the dark at 3am and your gf turns the kitchen light on:

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Goddamn idk what my family would do without me paying for 6 streaming services lol

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Bc of covid it was either elbow touch or fist bump instead of handshakes and I’ll never forget that lol

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

I could die today and my job will still be asking when I’ll be in to work lmao.

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

For the low price of one hand, you can fuck around and find out if you want the second one free

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Getting knocked out of wind for the first time ever is a scary ass experience for a kid lmao

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

“Noodles, the curly ones.”
😂

[Leander Butterfly @buttersurbiskit]

Ronnals so used of me having my pocket knife she asked for it in the hospital and I had to remind her that I flew on a plane to get here in salt lake and couldn’t take it with me lmao