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Just won the lottery

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Cracker Barrel is back. America is back. The people have spoken. #gowokegobroke #expand

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@BoneyardDutch Soundbar works

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Nothing like watching tv on the floor since your couch got delayed #shrink @BoneyardDutch

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@BoneyardDutch

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Anyone else rebuild the clutch on their weed wacker this morning? #expand

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I feel like we are getting teased by @BuschBeer. I have one case of Busch apple and now Binny’s says “they are done for the season”, they are all sold out.

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Just found @realDonaldTrump favorite family guy bit. S6E4 16:43. @BoneyardDutch @zynladen87

https://t.co/Ky2wE0CPUU

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This game looks incredible but I STG they are waiting for the PS7 to come out first. #shrink @RockstarGames

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Rural King had the dirtiest bathroom I have ever shit, 0/10 would not recommend. #shrink

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Ever go out for food and know the table next to you is just teaching you an accent you are gonna practice later at home? #expand @BoneyardDutch

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Ever peel an entire clementine in one piece, yeah this weekend is off to a great start.

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Imagine being named Samir notgonnaworkhereanymore @BoneyardDutch @zynladen87 #officespace #expand

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@BoneyardDutch not a team player at AYCE sushi. #shrink

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I said “wow” palooza dropped off @BoneyardDutch

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You ever go out, get super drunk and feel starving, then get home and realize you’re starving but don’t want to eat unhealthy so you decide to eat all the blueberries you have in the fridge. Then the next morning you wake up and take a shit that is solid blue? Yeah me neither.

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Wow, just wow @Pringles did something right here. Wish they tasted more like beer but I could eat this entire can. #expand #pringles #ilikebeer

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Sorry @PourBros217 your toilet is forever unclean. #paintingbowls @BoneyardDutch

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Nothing like a 7:09am cabinet slam from @Gumby3243 to get you going. #shrink #tgif

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Legalize Minibikes #expand @shoptemu

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When the dude with purple hair try’s to argue about morals I think of Family Guy S3E3 9:24