Goober

Ahm an online commentatur fer polytics n stuff. U kin see me on the best places.

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check out the 2024 #devcon venue 👀 shoutout to my favorite builders @myetherwallet @COTInetwork @SkaleNetwork

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@toddalcott @doctorow That’s some shit advice right that…

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I'm excited for the Koroneburg Renaissance Festival, weekends May 25-June 23 in Corona, CA! Follow @renfestcorona. https://t.co/ebQWQC7kyO

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Check out @insta360's Big Holiday Giveaway worth $500! #Insta360 #Giveaway https://t.co/MYqGafFp3d

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@narwilliams Now THIS is news I kin really git behind! Hey-oh!

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Spilled crazy glue on mah hand. It's so dry n crusty now, it looks like Ive been fisting a molten hot pocket.

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Walkin my dawg down tha street n a lady look'd at me like I wuz tryin ta make sex on her face or somethin!

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Great apocalypse run-through yesterday everyone! I think we're ready for the real thing next year. Www.ready4rapture.com

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@RamonaLeigh Ahm visibly excited 'bout you too... ;)

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If'n you've ever though about spontaneously combusting, TODAY'S the day ta do it!

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@RamonaLeigh Naahh... Ur profile sez ur tweeting at tha moon. I don't wanna follaw ya and piss that summabitch off. Tha Moon's HUGE!!

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End of the wurld's this Saturday. Are YOU ready? Let us do the hard part fer ya at www.ready4rapture.com

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Happy Muthers Day! Hump sum ladies and help make as many muthers as possible fer 2012!

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Happy Thankgivin! Ahm thankful ahm not Canadian...

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Just woke up. Who'd a thought taking a six-pack of Four Loco in the butt'd do that to a person...

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@12Magazine Yes I am ready, thanks to www.ready4rapture.com

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@iamtheviking What're we gonna' do this weekend now that were outta jail? Ya wanna go steal sumthin?

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Lesun learn't... When tha judge gives ya' 6 months, don't say "Is that all you got?" So, What happened on "Lost"? I gotta' catch up...

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Update: its not cancer. Do an Oakie Blow in the shower and you run the risk of a hitchhiking booger on your forearm.

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Russian smoking drinking monkey in rehab: http://par4thecourse.newsvine.com/_news/2010/02/28/3961591-chimp-in-rehab