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[✨🐝🌿 @buttonburglar]

@syntheticaliens Are you referring to the word "roar"? Or possibly "watery bowels"?

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

I support women’s rights, but I also support women’s wrongs and I love when they do bad things😌

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

what science doesn’t want you to know is that the only way to hit your real g-spot is by shoving a qtip in your ear

[✨🐝🌿 @buttonburglar]

@syntheticaliens tanktops?

[common whore @syntheticaliens]

my personality is not my own, I am a kaleidoscope of fictional characters I’ve met in books, so if you like me, no you don’t, you like Aaron Warner

[mils 🪩 @gr00vymil]

just leaving this here

[✨🐝🌿 @buttonburglar]

1.20.21 is a day to celebrate #donisgone !!!!!!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Done (again)

[✨🐝🌿 @buttonburglar]

wearing a mask is not a political statement. it's plain and simple human decency. #SlowTheSpread #COVID19

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponent's votes. Please investigate.

[✨🐝🌿 @buttonburglar]

@emma_cole03 cancel all flip flops

[conan gray @conangray]

as a kid did you try to drown yourself while taking a bath just to see if you could do it or were you normal

[James @CaucasianJames]

hiking sucks ass. like yeah the view is cool but my legs hurt

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

can’t wait til they legalize outside

[Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 @tariqnasheed]

And we wonder how the coronavirus is spreading.

#smh
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[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

love watching awards shows to remember that hot famous people are as embarrassingly awkward as the rest of us