moist wiliam

depressed and distressed. i care about everything and i love you. bad catholic; worse student. ellie. 24. florida. reptilian. weed.

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

Ha ha ha ho ha
*snort* bah ah ha ha *wheeze* ha!
That dumb fuckin' bitch

[Mrs. Ryan @MrsRyan310]

Parent,”I would like to come read to the class, but I can’t read English.” Me, “well, please come read in your language.” Parent, “really? “ Me, “of course!” And,she did and it was amazing!!Thank you to this mom for reading to us!📚 You made your daughter proud! 😊 #cridgepride

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

Why did I spend 25 minutes in Photoshop to make this shitty thing

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@_ghudson Don't matter what kind of chili imma eat that shit up

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

Fun fact: my grandmother's ringtone is Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" so she rickrolls everybody as soon as her phone rings.

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@_ghudson I love chili

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@fouIcraft

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@_ghudson Luv u bb

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

Middle-aged Balding Pussy:
A Memoir

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@_ghudson I'll fight him

[Chrish @mistachrish]

My sugar daddy asks for the weirdest videos when I need money

[reg¨̮⁷ | missing ot7 @jingerbreadmiin]

UNMUTE THIS, YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@_ghudson Omw 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@_ghudson 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

#Fuckjimmyjohns by Kamil is a fucking big m o o d
https://t.co/JFHOyND42N

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

My name is Chris
My age is a good time for me to get a hold of my life
I was born in the morning
I like to be with you

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@fouIcraft I'm sorry wtf is a "roll neck" and who decides to call it something so dumb

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@serpentstone Are you going to be DMing? This look v cool!!!!

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

@fouIcraft The people who read a lot of books but don't know how to pronounce the word so they say things wrong

[moist wiliam @buttrevolver]

LGBTee-Haw amirite

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

we all gonna die so u may as well steal from walmart