Marvin A. Pickles

I USED to be a piece of shit, people can change! TOP 6.9% OF BEING A PRETTY COOL GUY.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[KFC @kfc]

still raw dogging your tenders?

[whisper of runes @bleeppiee]

I’d rather live in Caelid than work 9-5

[𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️ @TheKatrooms]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Resident Evil”

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

FIFA having its corrupt way with every single city and country its ever touched until suddenly being shocked and stunned into submission by a final, even more corrupt thing: New Jersey

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

[Marvin A. Pickles @Buzzbuzzzbuzzz]

@interesting_aIl Hey @grok Is this video AI generated at all?

[Marvin A. Pickles @Buzzbuzzzbuzzz]

@unusual_whales Planned opposition

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

absolutely gorgeous day to stay inside and update the CRM

[Real Estate Lawyer @SinaiLawFirm]

For my realtor friends

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Men need to be perp-walked in handcuffs to the jail [due to the Epstein files], and until we see that here in this country... we don't have a system of justice that's working," Representative Massie has said.

[BEDROOM MEDIA @Mageba_____]

the third person is always supposed to be a stranger

Why would anyone want to do this with their friend? What kind of friendship are people having 🫩🤧

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: after Pam Bondi reportedly 'begged like a dog' for Donald Trump not to fire her - Kristi Noem shot her and buried her in a gravel pit.

[Marvin A. Pickles @Buzzbuzzzbuzzz]

When are we getting our $5,000 DOGE checks now that the government is efficient? Still waiting @realDonaldTrump @DOGE @elonmusk @WhiteHouse

[Marvin A. Pickles @Buzzbuzzzbuzzz]

@dbongino @RepThomasMassie is doing more of the right thing than anyone I’ve seen attempt to do in congress. He has brass balls. Unlike you, you have no balls. Or maybe they combined and morphed into the one giant ball that is your head.

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

“The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025.”

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

New bonus episode out now: https://t.co/usSyATKqyi

[CANDACE @candaceoshow]

bubble wand in hand btw

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

girl invited me over tonight but i had to leave because i didn’t bring a hex-shaped crank to open the door to her place. never dating somebody from raccoon city ever again🤦‍♂️