Ben Werner

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

"Take a minute, get high, and think about your priorities" - overheard at a Shaler bar

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

@jm_werner I can help you sis

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

@HillaryClinton Right.. but that's not an argument against originalism. Ever heard of Article V?

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

@jm_werner I feel attacked!

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Feel like I'm learning a lot tonight in this deep intellectual debate 🤣🤦‍♂️

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Am I supposed to be impressed that you people can bake bread?

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Make no mistake - Brady is not a Patriots fan.

[Jeffy @JeffyJFR]

They can't even do the one or two words answer. What makes us think they can do anything else? #DemDebate2

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

#BRAN2020

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Summer is coming... I was not built for this type of climate ���🏼‍♂️

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Google is so frustratingly polite 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Today I saw a guy pushing a stroller while riding a hoverboard.. people never cease to amaze me 🤦‍♂️

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Couldn't figure out why my legs were sore all day.... Finally remembered I took my bi-monthly 2 mile run yesterday

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

I have a bad habit of opening Snapchat all the time just to swipe past the same stories I swiped past 10 minutes ago.. I need a new hobbie

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Nothing kills a good mood like trying to fold a fitted sheet 😒

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

@LochNess13_LPN

[Bryan Bishop @BaldBryan]

Remind me to never make fun of soccer again.

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

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[Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer]

Total of 2018 Condemnations adopted at UN General Assembly:
🇮🇱 Israel 21
🇮🇷 Iran 1
🇸🇾 Syria 1
🇰🇵 North Korea 1
🇷🇺 Russia 1
🇲🇲 Myanmar 1
🇺🇸 US 1
🇩🇿 Algeria 0
🇨🇳 China 0
🏴‍☠️ Hamas 0
🇮🇶 Iraq 0
🇵🇰 Pakistan 0
🇶🇦 Qatar 0
🇸🇦 Saudi 0
🇸🇴 Somalia 0
🇹🇷 Turkey 0
🇻🇪 Venezuela 0
🇿🇼 Zimbabwe 0

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

@billpeduto https://t.co/CmldnJ7NQ8

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Ever find a hair in your food and want to send it back?

Then you remember you were the one who prepared it... Awkward...

[Ben Werner @bwerner9328]

Just scolded my dog for drinking out of the toilet.. then I saw his water bowl was empty.. do I owe him an apology? 🤣