Flounder

certified professional

[Jack @DFABaty]

Netflix panning to Asian people in the crowd after Murakami hits a home run

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Funniest way to broadcast a homer is to not even show it leave the park and zoom in on the pitcher

[Wiretaup @wiretaup]

Akira Tozawa would be a billionaire if Vince McMahon were alive to hear this

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

We would like to apologize to this customer this morning after our Gay Manager Jacob briefly forgot he was a homosexual and relapsed into straightness while staring at her for a prolonged period of time.

Jacob converted to being fully gay in 2021, and assured us that this was a one-time incident triggered by his new medication. Jacob is being punished internally.

[The Don of Vaughan @SteveDelDucaFan]

Winner gets Hitler’s secret gold reserve

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i am growing cheese from a tree

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Christian P. is arriving with your order.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[getPucksDeeeeeeep @BeeTEE15]

as a huge Cutter Gauthier and Ducks fan HE DESERVES 18M a year too. AT LEAST he WANTS to be here. he shouldnt accept a dollar less. unlike that ungrateful baby Leo Carlsson.

[HalfTangible @HalfTangible]

The Bible was specifically put together BECAUSE it is a body of evidence for Christ.

You cannot simply dismiss the proof you asked for on the basis of 'it icky'

[Flyers Clips @Flyers_Clips]

Where were you when DANNY BRIERE signed Leo Carlsson and Claude Giroux in a 5 minute span?

[durandalcomplex @durandalcomplex]

this video is like a timelapse of fruit rotting and turning into a mold colony

[evil ass purussaurus @Hellomynam58285]

omg they are so cute!!! why are there minions being killed by a chainsaw in the background

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Indiana Jones movie where the Nazis are looking for Margaritaville

[jane 🌿 @slfkovsky]

Permanently changed my vocabulary

[Flounder @bwflounder]

@chefbriere NOT YET

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

They’re comparing hurricanes to 90F weather

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

BRYCE HARPER RBI SINGLE!!

Phillies 4, Pirates 0