Brandon Hanson

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 1. Genius (obvious) 2. Carrot (Skin tone) 3. Night (Works and tweets all night)
Did I win?

[ellie b @ellieb_37]

Them: "What are you cooking? It smells good and ~spicy~!"
Me: "Umm I'm literally cooking rice."

A real, very midwestern conversation.

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 I hear you want to buy some herbalife? I'll have my contact spam you with messages.

[ellie b @ellieb_37]

Is it appropriate to change my outgoing voicemail message to "It's 2018-pls don't leave voicemail"?

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 Wait a second.. Wouldn't you agree with Dr. Oz about moderation then??

[ellie b @ellieb_37]

Can we just talk about how iPhones discriminate against all other phones by showing their texts in green? iPhones don't give me the chance to prove myself as the cheap, unloved, crappy picture taking person I am myself; they do it for me.

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 You disgust me

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 @kelseyhasz I took a judo class last semester. Pretty sure I'm qualified.

[ellie b @ellieb_37]

Happy #NationalAgricultureDay from your favorite goat farmer, @bwhanson27.

[CFANS Alumni @cfansalumni]

Happy Ag and Food Day!!! #AFD16 @bwhanson27 @UMNAgEd

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@thenextnorm Throwback to that time I lead the symposium in our press room!

[Joe Ramstad @IsThereASecond]

FarmHouse Crawfish Feed 2016? This calls for a #FamilyPic!

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@IsThereASecond Next time on Man vs. Machine

[Dept. of Agriculture @USDA]

THIS JUST IN: USDA Issues Permit for Santa’s Reindeer to Enter the U.S. https://t.co/LzN7gcrvGn

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

It's not every day that you get to have breakfast with the National #FFA Advisor and CEO!! #foodprize15 #NextNorm

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 well unfortunately I wasn't cute enough to be featured on live TV, but I'm really not sure where to find such videos :/

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@ellieb_37 tune into TPT at 7 to see me live at the viewing of the Laureate Ceremony! #Nationallyknown #foodprize15

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

@schllama I only have 140 characters to get famous!

[Brandon Hanson @bwhanson27]

Throwback to my Green Polo days #foodprize15 @thenextnorm @WorldFoodPrize #LookAtMeNow #GroupLeader