Brian Wirth

Small Business Owner, Auburn Alumni, Entrepreneur, Work smart and hard. WDE! Staks

[AUBURN SUPERFAN #2 @MichaelFloyd_AU]

If we make it to Omaha, then you can consider it null and void. However, the fact remains that this athletics year, we are a combined 1-16 against our rivals (UAT & UGA) in our revenue sports, which includes FB, MBB, WBB, GYM, BSB and SBALL. I love Auburn, but this has to change.

[Nathan King @NathanKing247]

Wishing a happy graduation and farewell to @PatrickABingham, who was simply tremendous in his work at @Auburn247 for two years. We hate to see him go but are extremely proud of all he has accomplished, namely as an ultra-talented videographer.

Don’t be a stranger, young Pat!

[Auburn University Bookstore @aubookstore]

Something sweet has landed at the AUB. 🐝

@auburnbees pure honey is available now.

https://t.co/USJbbN0DSx

[Bruce Pearl @coachbrucepearl]

This week I will be able to get to 4 of these wonderful places..can't get to em all and won't say which, but come join me!

[Brian Wirth @bwirth95]

@AuburnVB @AuburnMBB @AuburnTigers WDE!

[Phillip Dukes @DukestheScoop]

Deuce Knight to Cam Coleman seems like it should’ve been a thing a long time ago.

[⚓️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Spicy🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️⚓️ @SpicyMcCall44]

Some advice to others from a fellow aging fella… 😂

1. “Take naps like they’re happy hour.” Don’t let anyone shame you for nodding off. Naps are nature’s way of giving you a little slice of paradise.

2. “Remember: sand in your shoes is better than snow in your driveway.” If retirement hasn’t taught you to be a snowbird yet, well, what’re you waitin’ for?

3. “When in doubt, flip-flop it out.” Ditch the fancy shoes. Life’s too short for anything that’s not comfortable.

4. “Drink your margaritas frozen and your coffee lukewarm.” Hot coffee’s for people with somewhere to be, sip yours slow and take it easy.

5. “You’re only as old as the friends you call to bail you out.” Keep a few rowdy buddies around. Who says mischief has an age limit?

6. “Forget the beach body. Just make sure your hat has a good brim.” Cover up, sunscreen up, and enjoy the beach—life’s better with a good tan and no sunburn.

7. “Don’t worry about remembering anyone’s name. Just call everybody ‘buddy’ or ‘darlin’.” Works like a charm and keeps the peace.

8. “Splurge on the good guacamole, your kids can fight over the will.” Why save all the fun for later? Enjoy it now. Life’s short, guac is extra, so live a little.

9. “If you can’t change it, paint it a wild color.” Bored with the porch? Paint it turquoise. Who says a little color can’t fix the soul?

10. “Dancing’s for everyone. Just give ‘em a warning if you’re goin’ to do the twist.” Loosen up the hips and keep a sense of humor, you’re never too old for a little boogie.

11. “Trade secrets for good stories.” At this age, there’s no need to keep all those secrets. Tell those tales, embellish a little, make ‘em laugh.

12. “Smile lines are just proof you’ve lived right.” Wear those wrinkles with pride, they’re a souvenir from the ride.

13. “Always carry two things: reading glasses and a sense of humor.” Life’s clearer with both.

14. “Go barefoot whenever you can.” Life’s more fun with sand between your toes and grass under your feet.

15. “Tell your kids you’re off to chase the sunset.” They may think you’re joking, but there’s magic in those last golden rays. Chase ‘em, catch ‘em, soak it all in. 💙

Let the adventures continue, keep the laughter loud, and remember Parrotheads, paradise is wherever you decide to sit down with a smile.

✌🏼

[Exposing SEC Bias @overrated_sec]

Dear @ESPNPR and @YouTubeTV:

No matter how many statements you issue or emails you send, we aren’t going to side with either one of you.

We don’t care that you think it’s the other person’s fault.

FIX. IT.

[ParlayPortal @parlayportal]

Hey @YouTubeTV

Both of you are to blame. Disney wants more money for its channels, YouTube TV wants to pay less. When negotiations stall, you go public to apply pressure in an attempt to force Disneys hand.

The reality is, when you guys launched in 2017 it cost $35/month.

Over time the price jumped repeatedly: $40, $50 by 2019, $65 in 2020, $73 in 2023, and then $82.90.

That outpaces inflation.

The bottom line is you’ve taken advantage of a customer base time and time again while never really adding any significant value. You sold everyone on the “cheap alternative” pitch, built loyalty, and are now increasing prices significantly non-stop.

You’ve been exceptionally greedy.

Negotiate fairly and start putting your customer base back in the forefront.

Do better.

[Brian Wirth @bwirth95]

@joshdub_ 100%

[Vince Wolfram @vincewolfram15]

WATCH: Former Auburn center Dylan Cardwell getting props from HC Doug Christie at Kings camp:

“He’s extremely coachable, plays extremely hard, and has a level of physicality you don’t teach — you’re either about that life or you ain’t.”

Sounds like Auburn basketball to me...

[Power of Dixieland @PwrofDixieland]

From the pageantry of the Loveliest Village on the Plains during gamedays, the incredible tailgates, Toomer’s lemonade, the flight of War Eagle, and the assembly at Toomer’s Oaks after big wins, there’s nothing quite like an Auburn Football home game.

Moving a home game from AU to a neutral site all in the name of corporate sponsorship is a slap in the face to Auburn fans and the community as a whole

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

Dear Auburn Family, I truly love you.

@CoachBrucePearl x #WarEagle

[Brian Wirth @bwirth95]

@jimdunaway The officiating crew should be suspended and not allowed to work another Auburn game.

[Pat Dye’s Flask @PatDyesFlask]

Accurate assessment of the day’s events.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

An Oklahoma touchdown should have actually been a 15 yard penalty instead. Big screw up here.

[Jim Dunaway @jimdunaway]

Best bet: SEC Office having to explain the “substitution deception” no call resulting in Oklahoma TD.

Looked intentional
#AUvsOU #CFB #SEC

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Oh my.

Did OU get away with an illegal substitution here? Been a tough day for Jeff Heaser’s crew in Norman…

[Patrick Bingham @PatrickABingham]

Cinematic Recap: Auburn defeats Ball State 42-3

@Auburn247

[Jeff Shearer @jeff_shearer]

🦅 The @AuburnFootball players aren’t the only ones getting ready for Kickoff on The Plains.

Independence with a Thursday practice rep ⤵️

Auburn celebrates 25 years of pregame eagle flights this season.

#WarEagle