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happiness begins

[Bill King @billkingDTR]

RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA: HOME OF THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!

@Canes @DowntownRaleigh

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Canes are re-signing players at the championship parade

Unreal

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Michelle Obama talking about Barack Obama.

"He is showing young men that it's okay to love your wife forever. It's okay not to cheat and lie."

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

why does every british politician get this exact photograph taken of them?

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

DID HE TIE THIS SHIT IN A KNOT?!?!?

DID HE TIE IT IN A KNOT?!?

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman paying tribute to Obama’s infamous tan suit at the Presidential Center opening is exactly the level of pettiness and historical accuracy I respect. 😂

Some controversies deserve a reunion tour.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Died in Rome after a night with friends and a glorious meal.

Men have perished in much worse places

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[baz. @BazBombadil]

me when I lock the fuck in

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

they won't stop whoring him out omg

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

“Don’t make this a thing” is so funny

[Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PolytropicSage]

My priest has a sticker for blessing via text and it absolutely fries me.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

To be Loved even in death

[ginger spice @chloefor3]

true

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

This man carried the nuclear codes during the Obama Era. Give him a follow, please 🙏🏽

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.