Eve

do whatever u want always

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

Oh my goodness gracious

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

If ur not touching me at the rave what are u even doing

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[🐈 mega KOT @mega_KOT3D]

every time you fail wormle a creature explodes

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

@dykemoding Yuuuup

[⋆˙⟡ jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

"dont blow your vape smoke on my child" first of all that's your age regressing girlfriend

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[ORU /オル @0ruru_0ru95]

Seeing Hornet’s pointy head, I couldn’t NOT think of this.

[maeve @maephoriac]

telling the quiet nerdy tgirl at the bar I’m kinda like a sinners sacrifice because I make funny noises when I get with a heavy melee too

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

Awesome stuff happening in vancouver transit

[Centipede_Girl @Trans_Centipede]

Love bar bathrooms

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

@ionrobotcookie im crying whys the whole litwick line here 😭😭

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

@soft_atrocity "Can i kiss you?"

"I enthusiastically consent!!" ☝️🤓

[lunatic ☭⚢🏳️‍⚧️ @lunamoder]

my mid to late 20s will be what my teen years shouldve been. my 30s will be what my 20s shouldve been.

and that's okay. some people are unfairly held back and aren't given the headstarts that come free to others.

I will reclaim and live my girlhood. and my youth. or die trying.

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

Thing japan

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada

[Ghost @Ghosty101010]

That's not how you use a treadmill homu

[Ghost @Ghosty101010]

A UFO (unidentified fumo object) was spotted in a lake. The source of this shocking footage is unknown, more updates will come as we learn more

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

Was dancing right behind this girl and she put her arms up and my face was at the same level as her armpits 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

Heartbreaking: the most annoying bum u know is doing something thats actually pretty cool

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

@juniebeatsjones hehe thank you :]

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

I wish i had enough clout that I could just tweet "muzzle, armpit" and get 1k likes

[Eve @bxtchwifemoder]

@juniebeatsjones heyy