Jim Thornton

Magazine-writing, freestyle-swimming, former Golden Boy fast turning to lard

[Jim Thornton @byJimThornton]

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[Jim Thornton @byJimThornton]

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[Jim Thornton @byJimThornton]

@emkhowley Procreate?

[Jim Thornton @byJimThornton]

@goodreads G

[Lakeshorts @LakeshortsFilm]

The Square Root of Twins, directed by Linda Kudzmas will be screening at Lakeshorts!

Check out the other films that will be playing and the event details at https://t.co/d9trQ3ysga

#lakeshorts2021 #lakeshorts10years #shortfilm

[Jim Thornton @byJimThornton]

@goodreads Rich sexy sociopaths

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

Trumperick du jour de fête: a few last remarks from the door of the chopper.
#poetry #loser #Neptune #Florida #golf

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

"Op. Posth. No. 17 (Hair, Fingernails, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, etc.)"
#poetry #Trumperick #opus_posthumous @GOP

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

@DemFromCT @AP Which is more urgently needed – a vaccine for COVID or an effective treatment for Trump brainworms?

[Chair Leg @eldon_wriston]

@denise_dewald @giselefetterman Hate is fear in another Octave

[John Thornton @SteppyThornton]

@neal_katyal @KamalaHarris Instant poll of my family: winner: Harris, 2nd place: fly, third place Pence

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

@MichaelsFly Fingers crossed for a good outcome. I'd hate to see the headline "Pence's Fly Is Down."

[John Thornton @SteppyThornton]

I like presidents who aren’t super spreaders, ok?

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

"What Lesson Should We Take From the Michigan Situation?"
#MichiganPlot #poetry @realDonaldTrump @GOP @TheJusticeDept

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

@KamalaHarris @HC_Richardson @JoeBiden Biden’s opening statement should be “I’ll take Taxes for $750, Chris.”

[John Thornton @SteppyThornton]

@waltshaub Let’s take a look at the $70,000 he spent on his hair. Average haircut for a male is $28, which they get maybe once every 3 weeks. To spend 70k in a year means he needed a $192 haircut...every single day of the year.
And then deducted it! #TaxFraudTrump

[John Thornton @SteppyThornton]

How many hard working Americans spend $70,000 on their hair and only $750 in taxes?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

"An Ode to #BillBarr, or Now That's What I Call a Wartime Consigliere"
#DisbarBarr #ThursdayThoughts #poetry @realDonaldTrump @GOP @TheJusticeDept

[Four Seasons Total Doggerel @jeffj55406]

"Joe Biden Was Wrong in Saying It Didn't Have to Be This Way"
#TrumpHatesVets #WhyYesIAmPlayingGolfToday #poetry @realDonaldTrump @GOP