shayn eli is vibin

Therapist of the service industry (bartender). he/they. MHC co’21

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Not nonbinary as in “girl + boy” but nonbinary as in “90% dad and 10% jewish mother”

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It’s heartbreaking that my marriage didn’t last over 5 years, but I’m so glad we were able to see we weren’t compatible anymore. It’s heartbreaking that we failed to shift our relationship to loving and supportive friends, but I’m so glad we’re each finding what works for us.

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Nothing quite like a freshly hatched trans dude shouting “Shayn! What do I do with my t*ts?!” from the men’s bathroom at my workplace as he tries on my binders while I open up the restaurant.

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Getting cat to take her med:
Corner her, scruff her, roll her into a towel, she slithers out, scruff again harder, roll harder, shove pill in mouth, hold mouth closed, get cursed by an ancient demon.
Getting dog to take his med:
Put on lil tiny bit of PB, chuck it at his face.

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Truly unjust that after a couple days at Queer Camp, I am seated next to a man named Oliver who is absolutely 100% a cis.

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I just found a Large spider in my bathtub, walked out to where the cats were waiting (and screaming) for their breakfast, picked one up, and said, “I will feed you in a minute. First you must pay your rent,” and dropped her 6 inches from the spider.

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@SkylerJay_ God said happy anniversary

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Real image of a weekly interaction between myself and @SkylerJay_

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Hardcore Jewish mom-ed a friend last night. They went home with empanadas, gazpacho, and their favorite ice cream.

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If you have never shaved your head and then consumed a very tasty beverage out of a cold bottle in a hot shower,, highly recommend.

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Vibed in some grass, had a lil picnic, and saw some very cool Nature Things (like a tiny random allium and a red velvet ant 😮😳)

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Spouses and smiles and sunshine

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Heading back home from Boston after a kinda whirlwind weekend with my best friend (very excellent I must clarify), and I am incredibly happy to be heading home to all of my babies

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@SkylerJay_ Gayyyyyy

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Guess who home!! (For now… 😂 but more importantly, after FIVE WEEKS away!!!)

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FURTHERMORE. Every time I *polish and roll silverware* my fitbit thinks I am SWIMMING.

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I walked a total of 8 miles during my shift last night and my fitbit has the AUDACITY to tell me I was only “active” for 10 minutes lmfao

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I walked a total of 8 miles during my shift last night and my fitbit has the AUDACITY to tell me I was only “active” for 10 minutes lmfao

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@SkylerJay_ In fact many people explicitly said it was going to be hard 😝

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Post-work plan for tonight so far includes:
Candles, gentle background music/noise, potential bath, pro/con list, crying, chocolate.

Any other suggestions for tackling the overwhelming stress of variable income, terrible managers, and lack of career ambition?

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My best friend (who lives in NH) just texted me a tiktok and said “whenever I hear carolina I think of you” and managed to send me a video of MY EX GIRLFRIEND. It was truly hilarious and bizarre

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Your (Cat) is fully charged and ready to go cause mayhem.

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Please return your (Cat) to its base to fully recharge.

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Thank you for plugging in your (Cat). Charging will be complete in approximately (1) hour.