becki

Purveyor of big words, bright ideas & retail therapy. [FKA @shoppingscardio]

[becki @bybeckisinger]

I feel like it's a major personal accomplishment that my phone no longer autocorrects to "ducking".

[becki @bybeckisinger]

Finally, something useful on Twitter. #yourvotecounts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@StephenKing Breaking: He also just fired half of the company by deleting their account logins. No email, no notice, no humanity whatsoever. He can eat his electric cars as far as I’m concerned.

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@mattbytes But is it working? 🧐

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@AlaskaAir Sure thing.

[becki @bybeckisinger]

For the first time ever, @AlaskaAir is really, really disappointing me. After rescheduling my flight FOUR times, they cancelled my 7am flight with no notice until 10:30pm the night before. Phone reps have been *supremely* uninterested & unhelpful. WTF, Alaska?

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@AlaskaAir @AlaskaAir I can understand that. However, I would like to connect with someone to discuss the service experience and get a reimbursement for the flight cost differential. Could you help me there?

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@avivaman When they take that long to reimburse, I just consider it found money and spend it on shoes.

[becki @bybeckisinger]

Awful, awful proud of this guy. And pretty glad his new adventures always include me. 💕

[Matt Singer @mattbytes]

It’s a fond farewell today to the Tweet Factory, where I worked with an amazing team for over 300M seconds. On to a new adventure tomorrow!

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@goldengateblond 1,000% 😆😆😆

[becki @bybeckisinger]

Just imagine how many shitty life situations might be prevented if we all followed these 5 rules.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Breaking Rule 4, Never swim by yourself. I am swimming alone in a pond or lake near Portland, Maine-Don’t tell my grandson, Nana has gone rogue. (The other rules are 1. Don’t be an asshat. 2) Nana must never be hurt of squirted. 3) don’t run into the road. 5)Teeth are not tools!)

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@bttrswtmelissa That’ll do. That’ll do. #yayadingdong

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@bttrswtmelissa PLEASE tell me there’s a photo of Dan playing keyboards on a windy Icelandic plain. 🙏🏻

[becki @bybeckisinger]

Hubs / @mattbytes just referred to himself as the “cheese weasel”. Internet, can we please make that a nickname that sticks? PLEASE? #cheeseweasel

[Matt Singer @mattbytes]

I just donated $2000 to @PPFA. I hope that you’ll see this and donate what you can. Don’t forget to see if your employer will match! https://t.co/N81ZRecgND

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@avivaman @kesslera @bttrswtmelissa Every. Night.

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@mattbytes What time should I expect them?

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@avivaman Sometimes I really wish you were retweetable.

[becki @bybeckisinger]

Lover of apple cores, slayer of stuffies. No hedgehog is safe in her presence. @MollyPantsDog

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@avivaman I am almost surprised it isn’t already happening. Related: can we please start a Twitter account for a burrito with strong political leanings…and extra sour cream?

[becki @bybeckisinger]

@avivaman I will be giggling about this all day. #oxfordcommaforever