fortune and glory kid

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

@FOXSports @USMNT Why are our games in the middle of the night.

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

wouldn’t it be funny if it just never happens, like it’s 2065 and he’s still immortan joeing around

[Stu Cameron @stucam7771]

I know son, but some people didn’t like her laugh…

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

https://t.co/TTdUE7JtBD

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

@frogs4girls Vodka, crabs, and grind 😳

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

@DAZNWFootball United

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

@Noirchick1 Roma

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

I think everything sean penn does in OBAA is like meant to be both terrifying and funny because thats what the right wing is now. Hes a violent scary racist but also he’s ridiculous and walks like he pooped his pants. That’s like the entite presidental cabinet rn

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

@benwright Would be even better if they got rid of the playoffs.

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Osama bin Laden’s soul finally being put to rest, as his work is finally complete:

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

There isn’t a single good nightmare on elm street movie.

[𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉 @28mnthslater]

what’s a horror movie opinion that’ll have you like this?

[fortune and glory kid @byebyesolo]

@TheBigPic @SeanFennessey @ChrisRyan77 @blankcheckpod CR and Sean

[Jordan Baker @jbaker475]

When you get kicked out of the Christmas Adventurers Club: