〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛

Sweary. Get over it. If I wasn't me, I'd follow me on Twitter. On Mastodon as but not doing much. Now trying Threads as kimbomeva

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Read this. Please. It's important to a lot of people. It's important to you, even if you don't know it yet. It might be important to someone you love.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Just popped back to Twitter to help give this magnificent beast a boost. If Twitter were still mostly this quality I'd have stuck around.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

And there she blows. Woo hoo! Do come and find me, chums, if you haven't already x https://t.co/1PgtejeQCV

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Just need to get the Threads desktop bit working properly, and I think I'll be totally Muskless.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

"The rest of the post, which is hard to describe, is below in screenshot form:" is brilliant.

Trump says he will be arrested at 19:30 local time https://t.co/b54pffEOL2 via @BBCNews

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Hello Twitter. I'm not here much these days. Honestly, since this place got Musked it's kinda grim. I'm over on Threads if anyone I used to chat to here hasn't found me yet. https://t.co/1PgtejeQCV

[LBC @LBC]

'You can't be bothered because you do not think my name is worth saying - and why is that Jonathan?'

In this impassioned debate following the migrant evacuation of the Bibby Stockholm, ＠SangitaMyska shuts down this caller after he refuses to pronounce her name correctly.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

I don't seem to be here much these days. If Threads had a desktop option, I really don't think I'd be here at all. Must really has fucked it, hasn't he?

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Great thread.

[John Bull @garius]

My favourite IRL Dannatt fact:

In 1999 Major-General Dannatt was CRITICAL to stopping Wes Clark from turning the Kosovo peacekeeping into a hot war with Russia/Serbia.

As he knew when and how he was allowed to reject an order. And his commander, Gen Mike Jackson knew it. /1 🧵

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Went in early to get a head start and see if I had any staff. I did not. Team of six. Nil. Got help from elsewhere & we did our best. Left late. Car blocked in, had to push it forward to have room to get door open. Drove home, red tyre light on dash. How's your day been?

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Why am I getting notifications from people I don't follow? It's that purple four point star thing again, but I didn't get an explanation last time so I'm hoping someone sees this.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

Because I was curious if something posted recently supposedly showing a Trump Jr post was real, I just visited his timeline. If you need me I'll be in the kitchen bleaching my eyeballs.

[Paul Dadge @Dadgey]

Within hours of @StaffsPolice and @StaffsFire leaving The Crooked House at Himley, footage has emerged of a digger moving onto site and quickly demolishing the building.

Credit: Anonymous- Facebook Spotted Russells Hall

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

I have a meeting at work at 8am tomorrow. Which means I need to get there around 7.45. Which means I need to leave here not too long after 6.45. Which means... thank fuck I'm low maintenance. 🤣

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

What the heck does that symbol mean in my notifications? Purple four point star.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

@bencsmoke Some moron who thinks being born in the wrong body is a choice equivalent to choosing your favourite ice cream. Wanker

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

@ProfBrianCox @AdamRutherford Can I get in on this? There's generally a bottle of Louis Roederer NV around here somewhere...

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

@AdamRutherford A friend said the female characters were weak and ridiculous and clearly written by a man. Even the amazing quality of the actors was unable to salvage them. Also, an hour too long.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

@TabitaSurge Plus it's the easiest thing in the world to simply relocate if you become unable to work for some reason.

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

@jimeasterbrook I'm in my mid 60s and only stream programmes having no TV. What stereotype are we [dis]proving? 🤣

[〓〓 🦕 Kimbo🍍🍕💛 @bykimbo]

@AndyShepherd27 @SkyNews That's exactly what the article says, no gaslighting involved by Sky. I'm sure plenty of politicians will use the statistic falsely though.