mj

former juggling team cocaptain

[mj @byperbop]

it’s too late, i’ve already portrayed myself as gluttonous sex seat and you as dastardly cuck chair

[mj @byperbop]

fae/faer mother mary vs. ze/zir baby jesus

[Nico @nuancedfriend]

Considering a third beer on the acela 🤔

[mj @byperbop]

me when i’m two beers deep on the acela

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

you are not ‘addicted’ to your phone, drugs, alcohol, etc. you are a champion of pleasure. start acting like one

[mj @byperbop]

get it twisted you always get what you deserve

[mj @byperbop]

it’s a real she said they said situation

[mj @byperbop]

I said… explosion e(x) plosion

[mj @byperbop]

explosion (e)x plosion

[mj @byperbop]

explosion (e)x plosion

[mj @byperbop]

call it the MBTSA

[mj @byperbop]

fuck the 64 they made me take my shoes off before I got on

[mj @byperbop]

fuck the 64 they made me take my shoes off before I got on

[mj @byperbop]

@tothereandthen OMG HIT TWEET

[Ethan @0n1yshallow]

Another win for pi house

[Rile E. Coyote @voicephrase]

another win for pi house

[abby 🐾 @tothereandthen]

another win for pi house

[abby 🐾 @tothereandthen]

Heard the backrooms was supposed to be a tubi original

[mj @byperbop]

@tothereandthen #darkwoke

[mj @byperbop]

@tothereandthen yet he didn’t like this post?

[mj @byperbop]

15 and 25??? they’re barely even multiples

[mj @byperbop]

@sophiefkemp a book that made me truly understand being 23

[mj @byperbop]

@bartlebytaco no doubles.