Rile E. Coyote

semiprofessional tree diagrammer / unprofessional teacher / medieval scribe / washed / 23, full of life

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at work on 4 hours od sleep. was very badly and clumsily using a doorstop. thought this would be a banger post until i typed it up

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself

[Ethan @0n1yshallow]

Another win for pi house

[abby 🐾 @tothereandthen]

another win for pi house

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another win for pi house

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@akermanfanclub @tothereandthen check ur notifs

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@akermanfanclub @tothereandthen we in the writers room thinking up more stupid shit to say in your replies

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@akermanfanclub @tothereandthen the person you replied to, with both of the people in the photo

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

the northernlion super cruise passes through the strait of hormuz

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I picked my fig from the bell jar tree and it had a fucking wasp in it

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Making this tweet made me realize there are very few travel destinations offered at the average airport in the US that are universally desirable AND minimally unethical

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I am the least suicidal passenger on this flight to Birmingham Alabama I’m so excited you’d think I was going to cabo or paris or something

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@512451241533_ I might be missing something but where do I enter it... theres only an email field for the waitlist

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@512451241533_ Hi

[björk @bjork]

Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on bjork.com?

[abby 🐾 @tothereandthen]

yeah

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Got bored of the wild iris so I put it on Dracula

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i think something terrible is happening to me and I think it might be grad school

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Would you slap him around? What would you slap with him? Would you befriend him instead?

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@byperbop this is fire