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Leaving this here as commitment and a reminder to stay consistent for the rest of the year. Gonna come back to this and hopefully I'll be at a better place.

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@themayor_ke Hapa ni kisii not luo land

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

Bafana bafana coach telling his players to go and take ARVs mid match

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@OndariBossy @oweItuti @Its_Roddie Hujui meaning ya bastard?

[Buhle @Guluvakazi_sa]

my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.

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@kichwa_ Just sue, afanye tu vile anafanya alipe

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@bakhita_esther ?

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@KenyanDispatch Haha natural selection!

[wambo💗💸. @wambuiraima]

Aii... uko sorry aje na ndio tumepata number zenyu na shule yenyu?😂😂

[Wanja @wanjar]

There should only be one picture in this poster 😏.

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

Do we have their identities?
@DCI_Kenya we may have a case of a psychopath/sociopath being enabled by her fellow psychos.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Wote wameparara, wamevaa wigs fake, nguo zime color clash, sura zinakaa zimekanyangwa na lami yet the person they're bullying is well dressed, mrembo.....yaani, yaani! 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

So the girls are first year students of @RiaraUniversity

Riara mnafunza wasichana wenyu kukuwa conjestina?
Mnawafunza kupiga watu?

We wanna know more about your institution and the values you hold!

[Kenya Meteorological Service Authority @MeteoKenya]

RAINFALL FORECAST FOR OCTOBER 2026

🌧️⛈️Above-average rainfall (with higher probabilities) is likely to occur in Kwale, Mombasa, Kilifi, Lamu, Mandera and parts of Taita Taveta, Tana River, Garissa and Wajir Counties

🌧️🌧️Above-average rainfall is expected in Makueni, Kajiado, Machakos, Nairobi, Kiambu, Murang’a, Kirinyaga, Embu, Tharaka-Nithi, Meru, Isiolo, Nyandarua, Nyeri and parts of Taita Taveta, Tana River, Garissa, Wajir, Marsabit, Laikipia, Nakuru and Narok Counties

🌧️🌦️Near-average to above-average rainfall is expected in Baringo, Bomet, Bungoma, Busia, Elgeyo Marakwet, Homa Bay, Kakamega, Kericho, Kisii, Kisumu, Migori, Nandi, Nyamira, Samburu, Siaya, Trans Nzoia, Turkana, Uasin Gishu, Vihiga, West Pokot and parts of Narok, Nakuru and Laikipia Counties.

⚠️Heavy rainfall events are expected in several parts of the country. @MoICTKenya
https://t.co/NpzGfJekL0

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Going through Kenya and Zimbabwe Twitter last night

[Red Dahlia @amarieadhis]

Zimbabweans please tweet in English!!! This Wicknell Chivayo matter is of continental importance!!!

[Okutaiywa @Buheredu]

THESE TWO CREATURES PICK POCKETED ME IN THE CBD. CROOK CATCHER GOT THEM HANDS DOWN! PLEASE FIND THEM!

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Everyone got a handshake until the black person came along. Keep being Christian though.

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Baba Wanja has been arrested and is now in Police custody.