David Pfeffer

Lead Web/Cloud Software Engineer @ ThinkAlpha; Co-Founder & CTO of BallStreet Trading
(they/them)

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@comcastcares My power and cable lines were knocked off of the house during a storm, and our electrical contractor placed underground conduits to do an underground conversion. How do we get Comcast to come and move the cable line into the conduit that was run for that purpose?

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@bumble In 2020 and this app is still policing what genders are appropriate for us to make friends, ignoring enbys, and confusing "sex" and "gender." Very disappointing.

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@DamianEdwards Its integrated with Voice, so I use it for texting and voicemail.

[Reuben Bond @reubenbond]

Absent-mindedly wrote "await TimeSpan.FromSeconds(1);"

Instead of fixing my mistake, we can make TimeSpan awaitable using an extension method 😱

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@PreppyProf @breezydt Not only were you my first male black teacher, you were my first black teacher of any gender and I think also my last.

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

Why every cyclist needs a pool noodle https://t.co/T68RFfPhqu

[Classify @Class]

Winterfell vs White Walkers (2019)

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

Sometimes when I’m programming in JavaScript I just want to yell “Fuck this” but I can’t remember what “this” refers to.

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@SquareTrade I submitted claim #095875831132 a year ago and still haven't heard back. It still being "assigned."

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@mender_io Anything special I need to do to get in on the hosted beta other than sign up? How long does it take to hear back -- I signed up.

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@condrong @shanselman @runfaster2000 2.0 tags exist for Docker. But the sdk isn't released. VS targets preview2. preview2 tags are now gone on Docker.

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@shanselman No - latest tags only contain 2.0 RTM runtime while the most recent available SDK is still preview2. https://t.co/7gyiasiD1u

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@dotnet Looks like .NET Core 2.0 is being RTM now. But the preview2 Docker tags are now MIA, breaking my build. Please help!

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@shanselman Looks like .NET Core 2.0 is being RTM now. But the preview2 Docker tags are now MIA, breaking my build. Who can I ask for help?

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

Verifying myself: I am bytenik on Keybase.io. ME6k4FzMHjKXopfxZgQ6ck23ObygGhwP4Nkd / https://t.co/D4tm7rYfI8

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@Uber If you were going to make me personally responsible for business account I needed to know 2 years ago so I could submit reimbursement!

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@ring Interested in buying Ring Pro but I have an antique mechanical doorbell that does a Westminster chime over 15 seconds. Will it work?

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@SlackHQ I use Slack for the courses I teach at @FollowStevens. Would it be possible to get free access to Standard since its a nonprofit?

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@clubhouse Been locked out for while and support isn't rplying. Have <= 3 users but are being asked to pay, can't opt for free. Tkt #1925

[David Pfeffer @bytenik]

@HobokenCERT I'm on the CERT team in my home town (Clinton Twp) and will be in Hoboken for work today. Can I lend a hand at the terminal?