RYAN

The grass ain’t greener, the wine ain’t sweeter, either side of the hill.

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

I understand Chet just wanna hoop but unfortunately he’s mentally gonna have to participate in whatever this is Wemby got going on with him

[RYAN @C00KE_]

I think about this tweet all the time

[Dylan Tusinski @dylantusinski]

grateful dead songs be like:

woooooah i’m a cowboyy
aand i like to gamblee
the meaning of life is to find joy on the small, spontaneous moments in which you find yourself laughing, singing, dancing, and crying without intent
wooooooahh im just a cowboyyy

*16 minute guitar solo*

[RYAN @C00KE_]

JR Smith’s brother Chris Smith used to DM me because I shit talked him on here. My old Twitter account got nuked defending Frank Ntilikna’s honor. I own an authentic Alonzo Trier jersey. We’ve earned this.

[RYAN @C00KE_]

This if for all the Frank Ntilikina defenders. My watch has ended.

[RYAN @C00KE_]

Bringing this to Mets Twitter

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

My best celebrity encounter is a drunk Keith Hernandez opining that kissing Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in Seinfeld was “overrated” in a St. Louis hotel bar.

[RYAN @C00KE_]

Embrace debate

[RYAN @C00KE_]

@HowieRose @itsjohntiller Howie you need to listen to Slime Season 1 and 2 before rushing to this judgement

[RYAN @C00KE_]

Found @NjTank99’s car

[RYAN @C00KE_]

He needs to start bullying the shit out of this team

[Will Sammon @WillSammon]

The Mets are calling up veteran outfielder Tommy Pham ahead of their series in LA, league sources told The Athletic. https://t.co/6wbXZwqU50

[RYAN @C00KE_]

@sidrosenberg19 @Baller33Ru95423 Who do you think you are lol

[RYAN @C00KE_]

Get Peterson out of here

[Joe DeMayo @PSLToFlushing]

Right-hander Christian Scott was excellent in his second start for Triple-A Syracuse

5 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 7 K. He threw 76 pitches (52 strikes) and generated 14 swing & misses

His fastball touched 97.2 mph and he also threw his sweeper, gyro slider and split-change

[RYAN @C00KE_]

@StevenACohen2 65%

[Mike Janela @MikeJanela]

Watching the Mets via SNY subscription in the MLB app and I think I’ve already had enough of both these guys on my screen for an entire season

[RYAN @C00KE_]

Mike Francesa thought Joel Embiid played for Kansas this year. I do not know how this story picked up so much steam.

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

According to Jon Heyman, Mike Francesa's claim that Lindor and Nimmo clashed over political beliefs wasn't true.

https://t.co/5KXxHu69PJ

[RYAN @C00KE_]

Send him back to prison for this take.

[The Craig Carton Show @CraigCartonShow]

FRANCISCO LINDOR HAS TO GO!

"If I'm a Met fan, I've had enough. You gotta go! He's everything wrong with sports today! You didn't win a damn thing in New York!" — Craig Carton

@craigcartonlive @TyJohnsonNews

#MLB #Mets #FranciscoLindor

[RYAN @C00KE_]

This is so crazy man

[Long Island Ducks @LIDucks]

🚨 PLAYER SIGNING 🚨

10-year @MLB veteran and 2020 National League Cy Young Award winner @BauerOutage is the newest member of the Ducks! He is currently slated to serve as the our opening night starter on Tuesday, April 21st!

📰: https://t.co/VLUwmEcLBm

[RYAN @C00KE_]

@Mets I’ve grown to dislike these jerseys so much that it’s made Saturday games at home less enjoyable

[RYAN @C00KE_]

BOY GENIUS!!!

[RYAN @C00KE_]

@Jared_Carrabis POST AN UPDATE YOU FUCKIN DORK

[RYAN @C00KE_]

You’re such a loser it’s crazy

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

If the Pirates make the playoffs, the narrative starts with that Lowe homer.