1st guy: I got a really cool custom tattoo this weekend
2nd guy: yeah that’s cool I guess I only get flash
3rd guy: yeah you guys are both cool I guess I just walk into the shop naked and let them do whatever they want to me
Preston and I circling the parking lot at the zoo this summer: fuck we should’ve gotten here an hour earlier it’s field trip day there’s no fucking parking
tommy’s party themed party where it’s just a normal party but there’s a melancholy vibe and i get jealous when you guys hang out with other people and then i get too high and leave.
It’s really funny that I dress like this and have sort of a tough guy thing going on but then I cry to phoebe bridgers in the shower and I listen to modern baseball and I fuck with roller skating. Like you’d never guess