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[p @heyguys97]

@NastyBoySam Did it ever break anyone i think a few people i used to play csgo with had their lives altered forever by stuff like that

[p @heyguys97]

@c00lschm00l 4th guy: I only get tattooed in the dark.

[jo @c00lschm00l]

1st guy: I got a really cool custom tattoo this weekend
2nd guy: yeah that’s cool I guess I only get flash
3rd guy: yeah you guys are both cool I guess I just walk into the shop naked and let them do whatever they want to me

[jo @c00lschm00l]

Yeah I got a homie who works in the bird exhibit and he let me feed the parrots before they dropped the rope

[jo @c00lschm00l]

Preston and I circling the parking lot at the zoo this summer: fuck we should’ve gotten here an hour earlier it’s field trip day there’s no fucking parking

[p @heyguys97]

Journalism class will have a diagram on the white board thats like "Accountability + Trust = TruthxJustice"

[p @heyguys97]

That might've been my last ever candy and wine night

[jo @c00lschm00l]

Should I keep writing this

[p @heyguys97]

@888addi Fucckkkk i had to work the door for trivia last night and they played that soundbite like 15 times

[p @heyguys97]

i will never listen to Kendrick Lamar again after what I've experienced in this micro-brewery tonight

[p @heyguys97]

If you read more than like three Canvas discussions posts per week you Know universities are doing absolutely nothing for anyone and we would be better off turning them all into huge factories

[p @heyguys97]

@NastyBoySam Hmu i know some holistic remedies

[p @heyguys97]

i wonder if my mormon coworkers ever feel like their faith is tested when i put on osamason
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[p @heyguys97]

Alright ill bite . Someone tell me whats going on with the economy

[p @heyguys97]

Would it be alright if i brought my friend Darkaxxius to the function? Hes bringing his 2006 camcorder

[p @heyguys97]

@cutegirlblonde1 Can you believe it did me like this

[p @heyguys97]

just broke my own world record from last year for fastest ever car purchase to catastrophic failure (6 days)

[p @heyguys97]

@low_dosage 4runner 😳

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

joe biden slowly making his way through the bushel of apples that obama inexplicably keeps on his coffee table