Colin

It's a Llama Llama day

Blazers

Ducks

Niners

Half-watt by day, lazy by night

[Colin @c0lin46and2]

@OnDisasters You can't park there

[Colin @c0lin46and2]

@ThisSpoonyBard Nice rendition, my dude

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@TheOfficerTatum This is a shitty incident for everyone involved. You don't throw someone else's kid in the air like that, but it wasn't malicious. If it was my kid though, I'd have a huge meltdown there.

[Colin @c0lin46and2]

@RGIII RG3 percenter?

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@duttonblunt Sand in the eye to a guy wearing sunglasses. Brilliant

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@owentooelve Let's not get crazy....

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@geoffschwartz You could say that about a lot of plays that game

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@DanSoder Such a nice hat, Dan

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@BombshellCole I love those strawberry candies so much

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@utahjazz Picked 13th, picked 13

[Colin @c0lin46and2]

@dwightjaynes Do you like roads, Dwight? Or are you couch-ridden and watching Fox News all day?

[Colin @c0lin46and2]

@dwightjaynes Taxes go to local infrastructure. Your goofus-in-chief started, and lost, a needless war, which caused oil companies to bend us all over a barrel.

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@EvanSowards Fucking scum sucking pricks

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@arielhelwani Turn that ceiling fan on, brother. You're over-heating

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@growapair66 @WallStreetApes Also, drain your water heater once a year

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Damn. The highest highs I think I've ever seen. Such a sad story

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Former San Francisco 49ers LB Aldon Smith has died, the team announced Saturday.

[Colin @c0lin46and2]

@ajak1033 Wow, congratulations. It was a truly awesome joke

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@ansonmount More like Arson Mount, am I right folks?

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@_GamerBabeJess Probably had to remove the chair that he sat his leaky ass on