🅱️rian 🅱️rain

disappointing upon closer inspection

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@tenepod please run wild with this rey i'm ready for Parts Innumerable

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@CarlZha yao ming is a layup

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@sabianlynch No More Half Measures, Fronz

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

rich people used to pay people to be really wrong heaps which I guess continues today but idk. feels like it used to be slightly less malevolent

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

we know too much stuff and it was better when you could get paid for just kind of working stuff out. science was better when you just had to ask a guy whose profession was to pretend to know about a thing. just random thoughts

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

These NYT headlines are two days apart.

🇷🇺: Occupies 🇮🇱: Holds

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@willmenaker I hate when i've just defeated the Rats!!!, survived the slave child crusade and I come home to find fuckin Ants!

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

awake at 3:30 again
there is no solution
literally nothing matters
i am a joke that stopped getting laughs long ago

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

put them back in the ground

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Any updates?

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@sickofyou95 sorry daddy

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

In 2011, an Obama-ordered drone strike ki!!ed, 16 year-old Abdulrahman Al-Awlaki, his teenage cousin, and 5 other civilians as they were eating at an outdoor cafe in Southern Yemen.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Undefeated

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@do_not_test_me it’s so insane in retrospect that i could have been the Legal Heroin Engineer and i turned it down because i didn’t want to live in the most middle of nowhere part of tas where there is no town, just highway. that’s the coolest outcome my life could have possibly had

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@do_not_test_me dude i’m psyched. unfortunately the opiate factory for literally the southern hemisphere is in tassie (they offered me a job i didn’t take biggest regret of my life) but let the valium factory pump its run off directly into my water supply

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

@maximumwelfare never has a man been so bad at governing a country and so good at being the snot nosed brat telling the people governing the countrry how they could should do it better

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

like quit fkn testing me bro i was an altar boy until i was 12 I DID MY TIME and i pretty much follow the rules let me have a chill life and then die and we’ll sort it out then. don’t push your luck with all these tribulations

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

i’m the exception to the rule in that i’m objectively one of god’s weakest soldiers yet fuck he loves to give me his hardest battles

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

ted stands for tired emotional discharge in this context

[🅱️rian 🅱️rain @c0nnah]

been feeling very lonely lately. strange feeling for me i’m normally chill with myself. am i tryna run away from some part of me or am i just experiencing regular human desire for the comfort of loved ones? definitely both. thank u for coming to my ted talk