Connor Brinsfield

blast and cruise

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

Okay, fine, you guys want me to use my powers for good instead of evil? Prepare for the resurrection of Harambe.

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight I pop cheap pills.

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

angel: they seem to be doing well

God: give them more diseases

angel: is that really necess-

God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@Malunsfo hey

[Internet Palace @InternetPalace]

Drake's ghostwriters when they found out he wants to go at @Eminem

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

What do you know about the Libertarian Party? Hear from the candidates now #LibTownHall https://t.co/7NIoJaibIf

[KNWA & FOX24 News @KNWAFOX24]

Australia asks residents to stop registering as 'Jedi' in census -- https://t.co/sxVjefBOsR

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@AHBPA1 @SpankMcc KILL ALL BEES

[CNN @CNN]

Apple is replacing the pistol emoji with a green water gun in the next version of iOS 10 https://t.co/QEvA2jS1lb

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@Scientology fuck off

[Josh Crenshaw @JoshCrenshaw_]

BREAKING: Newest #DNCleak @FLOTUS

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@Ke_Tequila you're not trappin out the bando anymore?

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@JoshCrenshaw_ shut up

[non.cha.lant @barelybrokeguy]

same phone fuck u want?

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@JordanCaylor60 I love you

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Yes, thank god. How would you respond to this text?"

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

[Connor Brinsfield @C0nnman]

@BayRobz what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger