JC

just pretend you didn’t see this it’s my spam page

[JC @c0pperb00m]

Alex’s parents are on a trip out of country rn and they’ve called me twice and when I told him they said hi he said “they haven’t even texted me”. LOL

[JC @c0pperb00m]

@amandapanda814 You know what’s best for you and your body, trust yourself🫶🏻 sending you love and good vibes sista🤍

[JC @c0pperb00m]

@maddy__mae This literally does sound like an episode of parks and rec tho HAHAHA

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

[JC @c0pperb00m]

My moms in town this week so naturally I had to make sure my butter dish was clean so she doesn’t clean it herself

[JC @c0pperb00m]

I know this is so toxic but I honestly love when people text me outside the group chat about something in the group chat I feel so special and evil

[JC @c0pperb00m]

“Trump impressions are so easy all you have to do is say the dumbest thing you can think of with the most confidence you’ve ever had” -Alex

[JC @c0pperb00m]

My dad took me off his Costco account so I guess I’m finally an adult now

[JC @c0pperb00m]

@amandapanda814 This is why I love u tho

[JC @c0pperb00m]

So apparently you can pay for instagram verified check marks now thru meta. Ask me how I know☠️😂

[JC @c0pperb00m]

@maddy__mae This is so cute Omg

[JC @c0pperb00m]

Alex and the kids are asleep I can slip out of here real quick without a sound…………..sneakin round for sugar cookies. This is motherhood.

[JC @c0pperb00m]

I’m craving a swig sugar cookie so bad rn I have officially turned Utah mom

[JC @c0pperb00m]

Our neighbor who’s a professional caterer brought over some fresh biscotti and when I asked if Alex wanted any he said “its just bread.” I was annoyed at first but now I realize I have this whole batch to myself so I’ll just let him live in ignorance and enjoy my “bread”

[JC @c0pperb00m]

Why is it that when life goes to shit, your car decides to crap out too??? It’s always the car I swear

[JC @c0pperb00m]

Alex told me the reason his dad didn’t want to go to church today was because the packers lost yesterday and honestly I respect that