elias 皿

cooking, baseball, music / 25

[𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖟𝖆 @eliveiradeoliza]

you met me at a very ego death at a bachelorette party time of my life

[🩻spooky yamacookie⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

I miss baseball so much I need to snort a fat line of pure uncut outfielders pointing at the pitcher after the pitcher claps for a good catch or I'm gonna start shaking

[Jack @MLJaack]

Passing is for safety
Going stealth is for safety
DIY is for safety
SRS is for safety

Getting upset at trans people who’s goal is to assimilate into their transitioned sex is privileged

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@dev0tionals i kind of forget that pre-cubs PCA exists & i was like ??? mets ??? OH YEAH

[sev @sevariiia]

u don’t need blood tests on diy hrt if u genuinely just don’t care what happens to you

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@woundjob @gaelickguidette she deadass looks like my mom now, down to this exact description

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

2025 anthony volpe would love this tweet

[Erik Halterman @erik_halterman]

Everyone is getting this wrong. It's easily Option A.

Better bat, and if he leads the MLB in errors, he probably has great range and might even be a Gold Glove candidate himself.

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@eternallyfemale “why aren’t women allowed to transition” holy freudian slip

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@FTMUDKIP for this to even matter, it would require cis dudes looking at your dick for longer than the .003 second microlook that is socially acceptable without being gay, which will never happen

[much ado about nothing @maryssomg]

i knew i’d miss you for the longest time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 chasing shadows in the grocery line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@girlsgaysnjrod refsnyder would do that too

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

people will talk about portland oregon like it’s this cesspool of pc-ness and radical left politics, but the truth is that most people in portland oregon are cops and snakes and that’s why it’s a cesspool

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

crying uncontrollably into the deep fryer while i make 200lbs of tempura chicken #linecookstuff

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@rjtheflamer i’m saying this very gently, but at some point you do have to like. put work into looking like this. you could & would look like this if you worked out & were slightly more intentional with nutrition.

[Stacey J. Spiehler @StaceyJSpiehler]

The year is 2045. Scott Colom is ahead by 60,000 votes. AP still hasn’t called it.

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@marxiners pretty much the one protein i have no interest in learning how to cook well, because who tf ever wants a pork chop over a perfectly cooked chicken breast or a beautifully seared steak

[elias 皿 @c0veredinmud]

@afterlauqhter she will for you, i have faith