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nada

[PocoyóPierreGignac @Tigres_UANL1974]

“ ¿QUIEN PUSO ESA MUSICA PASADA DE MODA?. ”

- Yo a lado de la bocina. 🔊

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

escribir algo con el mando de la television

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

El emotivo tráiler de DRAWQUARIUM:

Un juego indie de arte donde dibujas y crías a los peces que nacieron de tu imaginación.

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

India's top IT guy trying to come up with a new password for the entire internet

[Piyush Sachdeva - ReelDrop #1 Instagram GrowthTool @techie_piyush]

🚨 THE INTERNET BROKE TODAY 🚨

Oct 21, 2026 will go down in history

1. eMudhra : Private key was literally "4". 8 keys forged ANY website for 17 months. 60M+ certs at risk.

2. SBI CONFIRMED. 3,897 customers' mobile, DOB, address + loan data found on dark web.

3. Rajasthan Police 🇮🇳ALLEGED hack. Group claims 70,000 identity records + 59,460 numbers for sale. Unverified.

4. php2shell [9.2] Unauth RCE in PHP. 70% of the web. WordPress, Drupal, Laravel. CISA: Patch or GO OFFLINE.

5. GitLab [10.0/10] PERFECT SCORE. Unauth RCE, no login needed.

6. Node.js [CVE-2026-111497] Brotli decoder RCE + TLS bypass. 10 CVEs patched today. Also blocked eMudhra.

7. Railway BREACHED TODAY. Env variables decrypted. Your API keys & DB passwords exposed. Rotate all.

8. OpenCode BREACHED. OpenAI, Anthropic, Google API keys exposed for Console users. Distillation attack. Bills run up in $$$$.

9. LiteLLM PyPI v1.107.0 was MALWARE today morning. Steals credentials + backdoor.

10. Plex2Shell ACTIVELY EXPLOITED. Hackers installing cryptominers LIVE. CISA KEV, deadline Oct 23.

AI found the bugs. AI is exploiting them. Humans can't patch fast enough.

Patch. Rotate. Revoke. Update.
RT to save someone's server ♻️

#CyberSecurity #DataBreach #India #php2shell

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Porsche @Porsche]

Mission S.

Authentic. Consistent. Timeless.

A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience.

Call it a love letter.

[𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂🛸 @mdiana017]

Si los hombres entendieran cuán, pero de verdad cuán incogibles los vuelve su fanatismo por Los Simpsons.

[embw_l0x @embw_l0x]

Me explaining my billion dollar SaaS idea to Opus 5.5 at 3am

[Lanz Lannister @Lanzbot]

"Dalí estaba loco,
Picasso estaba loco,
Frida Kahlo estaba loca,
Copérnico estaba loco,
Arquímedes estaba loco,
Jesucristo estaba loco,
la Virgen de Guadalupe estaba loca, Benito Juárez estaba loco...."

[Husk @huskirl]

This is AIs thermal exhaust port

[SEGUNELGEORGE @SEGUNELGEORGE]

El doblaje latino de Zelda Ocarina Of Time está brutal!

[Christian (KaCeX) @kacex]

Fuichiu Fuichiu Fuichiu

[Adrián 🦂 @ElAlacrancillo_]

Amigos, volvimos a 1998: NINTENDOMANIA regresó y nuestro querido @Elgusrodriguez nos narra el nuevo trailer de OCARINA OF TIME 😍😎

[Peasant @asxpeasant]

*three years later*

“For the first time ever scientists have mapped out the human brain”..

“hey guys I’ve successfully simulated humans inside minecraft”

…
“They think they’re sentient so I need to give them a cool origin story - any ideas?”

…
“There’s 7 billion of them now, they keep multiplying. Compute is a bit heavy so I’ll only render their universe when they look at it.”

[けんぴー^&^ @MeChaNiCal @kkk01417]

何度も言いますが、HDDは楽器です。

[Randy Olson @randal_olson]

This is what programming is like now in 2026

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Oye, ¿cuántos bugs encontró claude?
Yo: