Chris Williams

Former pro cyclist but still living and racing with Type1 Diabetes. Now part of @futuro_procycling team. Still chasing dreams, just different ones.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@JustinMorrisTT1 Why did you move there?

[Professor Gary Mortimer 🛒🛒🛒 @ProfRetail]

@normanswan Maslow was wrong #Maslow #covidnsw #COVID19 #covidsydney #sydneylockdown

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

The number of Boomers I���ve seen not wearing a mask is incredible.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@Spleenless1_ No you wouldn’t.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

Accidentally inhaled some banana bread crumbs at the coffee shop. I’m almost choking cause if I cough, ppl are gonna throw me out. Already getting death stares.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

Australia... ‘Kids won’t spread the virus, keep schools open. But clean everything because it will stay on bench tops for 3 days.’

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@Spleenless1_ @comparethemkt Would you like to speak to the manager @Spleenless1_ ??

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

Note to self... always put sunscreen on your feet

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@Spleenless1_ It’s the birth of Santa.

[James Miller @Spleenless1_]

The annual reminder

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

How to tell you're an adult:

• you gain 30lbs overnight

• you'd rather sleep than go out

�� everything hurts

• comfort comes before style

• you have a favorite spatula

• everything feels like a chore

• college students look like 12yr olds

• you're always annoyed af

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

I’m officially banned from hanging clothes unsupervised.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@Spleenless1_ Only if you are trying to take a bag @Spleenless1_

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@Spleenless1_ @theprojecttv No one sees a ninja coming.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

My wife has been talking about wanting an electric scooter so I’m getting a divorce now.

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@jhines6 Because I’m not Nickleback or in the 90’s

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

@jhines6 I’d never have a goatee

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

Gonna be a long day. Got 5kg of lychees to get through! #AussieChristmas

[Chris Williams @c1williamsau]

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.