Clynch

on loan from Premier League club Chelsea

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Imagine if Jiro had dreamed of something that wasn't just uncooked fish on plain rice

[Clynch @c1ynch]

"More than any other, I credit that one dish for leading, in the long run, to there being much less money in my bank account and far more joy in my life"

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Like a soup set on simmer

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Trump claims he "will not be stopped killing every last Iranian" and that "A peace deal is very very close"

[Clynch @c1ynch]

"This is the part of the punch that hurts the most" 🤜💥

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Wiley coyote doesn't fall until he looks down

[Clynch @c1ynch]

You're not going to believe who is behind this rising trend of vague posting...

[Clynch @c1ynch]

My favourite genre of book is pre apocalyptic. My personal favourite being Bridget Jones diary.

[Clynch @c1ynch]

"Lord have mercy on those I send you"

[Clynch @c1ynch]

The battle of hamstrings

[Yakob 🇪🇬 @yakobper90]

Might be a dumb thought but surely dudes back in the Anglo Saxon era used to get ACL’s? Like imagine running into a battle field with speed and snapping your ACL just to see a dude running at you with a sword at full speed. They must of been thinking ACL’s were black magic.

[Clynch @c1ynch]

If this prompted a real life "Hugh grant in love actually" moment this country would explode

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Trump mocks Starmer by patting him on back and saying "thats good" after he condemns Hamas

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Gonna make some impressive last minute plans so that I have a cracking story when the news comes out that "it's" happened

"Do you remember where it was when you heard the news?"
"Yea I was bloody volunteering again wasn't I?"

[Clynch @c1ynch]

@TacticalPystake Who eze?

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Calling men discussing half facts lifted from a podcast "mansplaining" is like calling women asking you about important life events "yapping"

[jessica pseudonym @mealdealtruther]

the longest sigh you've ever heard

[Clynch @c1ynch]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Clynch @c1ynch]

@ohDraztic @SWIFT9AR @P1xelGamer @SpiderMan_Newz Was wondering what that was. Giant set.

[Clynch @c1ynch]

This microsurgery robot is precise enough to stitch a corn kernel.

[kyle xy (real) @kylejaxson]

This microsurgery robot is precise enough to stitch a corn kernel.

[Clynch @c1ynch]

His father "thefirstruleofimprovis" must be so proud

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 Evann Guessand to Aston Villa, here we go! Verbal agreement in place after €30m plus €5m add-ons bid accepted.

OGC Nice authorized Guessand to travel for medical and contract signing as next steps. New striker for Unai Emery.

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Jeff goldblum looking into a cage of llamas that have foam triceratop horns on their head.

*Shaking his head*

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they should, they didn't stop to think if they could."

[Clynch @c1ynch]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Clynch @c1ynch]

I reckon the kid from slumdog millionaire was making it all up.

Too convenient.