Sarah☠️

Karaoke host, dj, EMT, COTF, League, music. #TellAllYourFriends

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Man, being alive sure is expensive 🙃

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

It's been over a year since I last played out. Excuse me while I panic all day over songs that I could probably do in my sleep, but I don't trust my brain to remember 😅😅😅

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Ahh, nothing like going through a wedding registry to remind you that you're probably never getting married 🥲😅

[ave 🕸️ @killstheleast]

pete davidson is all of our reactions to this jake paul fight

[TmarTn @TmarTn]

"i wish i was this dumb so i could be that happy"

- Pete Davidson

[Stream the Vote @StreamtheVote]

Pete Davidson dragging Jake Paul is the perfect Saturday night.

https://t.co/hozOXs2J8I

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

I keep seeing more and more posts around the area about sex traffickers getting ballsy and just know if I end up in a situation like that ever with my daughter, y'all are gonna have to bail me out of jail 🤷‍♀️

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Being nice and vague so I don't get in trouble 😂

If you don't care about your employees or customers when it comes to covid, you're a shit person and shouldn't have a job (especially one where you work with the public). 🤷‍♀️

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Imagine being a huge payroll company, and rather than using time and resources wisely to help people, you spend your time calling my boss to tell them you're upset about some tweets 😂😂😂

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Apparently I'm not allowed to be upset that my direct deposit didn't go through this week, but y'all are allowed to be butthurt about 2 tweets that weren't weren't even mean? Lol ooooookay then. Whatever helps you sleep at night 😂😂😂

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Lol so yall can screw up big time and it's no biggie. I call you out on Twitter, and you contact my job stating that you're upset by it? When I said nothing wrong or offensive? Kick rocks. You know who you are. (I won't swear or tag you because I don't wanna hurt your feelings)🖕

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Dear @ADP how do you not offer live support to employees?
Also, care to explain where my paycheck went? My account is not the answer 😡😡😡

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

Nothing like waking up to find out you didn't get paid from work this week 😡

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

@Joeypants247 What what whaaaaaaa

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

@RNE203 I only knew because people were complaining about it all night 😅😬

[Ryan Early 🏴‍☠️ @RNE203]

Wait, the Grammys were on last night?

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

And ya damn crazy if you think I'm even going to entertain the idea of leaving this warm ass house today. No thanks 🥶

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

"Jackets are only for losers".
...So you insist on wearing thin leggings and a light hoodie on a 9° morning? Idk man, have fun with that, you get no sympathy from me 🤷‍♀️
#StupidShitThisKidSays

[Sarah☠️ @c4mkilgannon]

You know what sounds super safe and not like a bad idea at all?

Fucking Olympics during a global pandemic.

Y'all have gotta be kidding me.