Christian

Native Texan, Longhorns | EX #mffl | Cowboys | Rangers | P1…but mostly Longhorns🤘🏼

[Christian @c82cj]

I am now followed by Whataburger. This weekend is off to a great start!

[Christian @c82cj]

@elonmusk @Sassafrass_84 We are not Minnesota

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[ESPN @espn]

LONGHORNS TAKE GAME 1 🤘

Texas is one win away from a national championship.

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

The team who plays the toughest schedule in football and has OSU week 2 is scared of a team they beat by 50 last time they played.

Make it make sense.

[Christian @c82cj]

@Hoopss 🤣🤣

[Mr. Old Man @MrOldMan9000]

Imagine if Tom Brady went 3-7 in the Super Bowl instead of 7-3 and spent a decade plus hiring sports analysts to convince everyone Joe Montana wasn't shit.

It would be sad as hell.

[DT @15DT15]

Incorrect.

If Victor Wembanyama teams up with Cooper Flagg and Cade Cunningham at age 27, promises 8 NBA Championships then gets outplayed in a finals by Davion Mitchell and loses.

He will no longer be eligible to ever be considered better than Michael Jordan.

[Christian @c82cj]

@HankSouthOTF @ontexasfootball It is going to hit so hard when AD throws the Horns up 🤘🏼

[Longhorn Football Edits✍️ @UTFootballEdits]

I asked GPT for completely unbiased thoughts on Tech. This is what it said... 😏

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Kentucky would have had the second most draft picks in the Big 12 last year.

They had the 11th most in the SEC.

Thanks for helping prove Sark’s point. 🤝

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

Charlie Strong, the worst coach in program history, had a winning record over Tech.

The enthusiasm for this rivalry is one sided, because BYU and UCF aren’t moving the needle like they thought it would.

[♣️ Jokic & ♦️MJ & 👽Wemby GOATs @PONTA6565]

In NBA history,

only four players have ever won the MVP, Scoring Champion, All-Defensive First Team, and Finals MVP all in the same season.

Those four players are:

・Michael Jordan,
・Michael Jordan,
・Michael Jordan,
・Michael Jordan.

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

Don’t let these McGuire-Sark-Scheduling headlines distract you from the fact that Texas Tech is advocating for the now-face of its program to be absolved after allegedly defaming the integrity of the sport by gambling on games he suited up for.

[Slander University @TheSlanderU]

Sark: we could beat Texas tech’s schedule with our 2’s

Texas tech: They think they can beat us with their 2’s?!?

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

Final from Austin: Texas 57, Tech 7

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

There might be no better example of everyone's anti-SEC bias and fatigue than this Texas-Texas Tech shit.

For a decade people complained about SEC teams not scheduling hard enough, not playing enough conference games, not going up north of the Mason Dixon line, blah blah f'ing blah.

Texas makes a schedule with 9 conference games, 8 preseason Top 25 teams, and a non-con vs Ohio State.

And, somehow they're getting bullied online for not scheduling a HYPOTHETICAL game that would be a 9th ranked opponent, and 5th CFP team from a year ago, who plays 0 Top 25 teams this whole season.

Y'all are mad at them for calling out bad scheduling, making their schedule arguably the toughest in CFB bc a WWE promoter told y'all to be haha.

Do you see how crazy that is?

You're mad at the wrong program idiots.

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

“LeBron would average 50 ppg in the 1998 finals”

Meanwhile when Bron was guarded by this SAME exact 90s defense by Jason Kidd, who was 38 years old and only 6’4”. He got CLAMPED and was held to 8 points 🤣😂

[Ryan Wingo @_Ryanwingo1]

Best decision I eva made 💯

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

The woke mob when an NFL player gets arrested for strangling and suffocating a woman:

🤐🤐🤐🤐

The woke mob when an NFL player introduces President Trump at a rally:

🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Christian @c82cj]

@mavsmarie @CamCan72