Christian Rhodes

USMC 5/19/15

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

I think they just force #1 seeds in March Madness to lose to fuck up everyones bracket predictions

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

Apparently 9 years ago today, someone convinced me to join this app. Full of many subtweets and politics #MyTwitterAnniversary

[theresa @aphrodentics]

i think about corndogs at least once a day

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

You shouldn’t be able to post a fuckin Veterans Day post if you couldn’t even finish a 6 year Reservist contract 😪

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/nAGKaulq56

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

@PIESEESMOON @WhatInTheL

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

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[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

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Turn me up cowboys nation!
Retweet = 1 vote

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

RT if you agree! 🙌

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[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Someone just told me that he doesn’t like my shows because he can’t tell the “good” people from the “bad”people. I’ve never been happier.

[Kristen Marengo Rhodes @KristenMarengo]

Hospitals be like “5 covid vaccinated patients, 40 unvaccinated.” The next day they be like “0 covid vaccinated, 40 unvaccinated!” This might look good but what they didn’t tell you is all 5 died on the vent that night. Everything isn’t always what it seems. No ones safe 😅

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

DONT DO THIS TO MY BOY @WhatInTheL

[M O E @Venommoe]

Oh shit vegeta lost, yooo that’s crazy

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Gang: Frank, play it subtle.
Frank:

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Happy Easter! #egg

[Christian Rhodes @cRudds]

Anyone else feel empty inside when the order from Waitr? Just me?

[Blicky For All @WhatInTheL]

direct deposit: $1400

me at Outback: bring me the Kangaroo

[Blicky For All @WhatInTheL]

When you say some questionable shit on the mic and gotta leave before everyone jumps on yo ass

[Blicky For All @WhatInTheL]

“Preciate ya”

[Blicky For All @WhatInTheL]

He did wha....

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Hello old friend. Miss you.