Ryan

piss

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Everyone would still act the same and continue hurting each other

[vost @foolibuster]

awooga

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[theo @tboyblues]

hilarious thing to say while wearing what is possibly the gayest cowboy outfit of all time

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

@AlexiLalas

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

ok but what if you made him a little stockier and gave him some scruff up top?

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

those are children, not a phenotype. you're attracted to children. those two children grew into adult women who are still working actors and public figures, but you didn't post pics of them as adults, because you are attracted to children.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Graham Platner’s history of sexual assault proves he does not belong in the US Senate. He belongs on the Supreme Court.

by Susan Collins

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

I just dawned on me that Nikki in Obsession was an actor and the whole film is just one big movie

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Tyler Robinson was seen laughing in court as Erika Kirk wept just feet away.

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

conservatives don’t like tattoos on women because you have to be an adult to get them

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

first guy to pivot to this larp without a rape charge

[lamone @lamone3D]

←2020　　　2026→

[Krishna @Twinkyboikrish]

Be the guy in the red dress 🥰