ashezii.isnotyourmate

Bitter feminist, writer, lover girl and your favorite fairy princess ✨🤏🏾😝

[ashezii.isnotyourmate @c_ash_daddy]

My bead brand is doing a little something in December ✨
📍 Jos, Plateau State

[Timtim🫧 @baatool_am]

The way I hate the leaders in this country, can’t lightning just wipe them away.

Reintegration of terrorists ???!!!

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The idea that Elon Musk worked harder than every person alive and who has ever lived is a very stupid and immature fairytale. Wake up. He’s robbing us.

[Taiwo 'Layo Akinrimisi @The_Akinrimisi]

"Mummy pleasee, I won't do that again."

"No,no. Read up on Antiarrhythmic drugs. You will present to your dad and I tomorrow at the family library, 9am"

[Chief Ene 🏳️‍🌈✊🏾 @_Ojonya]

🧏🏽‍♀️

[Olayinka 🇳🇬🇺🇾 @mickoly]

The correct Tinubu 3 years score card, which translated to FAILURE.

See Before and After, and you also decide if this is not failure.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

“I want be like you boss”

na once i shout amen,no be only me go experience this shege

[Ibeh @masurge7]

The total debts Nigeria owes both foreign and domestic summed up together is not up to N210trn.

Yet one man allegedly stole N210trn from a supposed "poor country" according to Buhari, Tinubu and their APC dimwits

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

but i was a promising student in secondary school nau 💔

[chase @_chase_____]

the first pair of socks you dirty up after doing the laundry feels like such a waste. they barely even got to live

[ashezii.isnotyourmate @c_ash_daddy]

@Tha_gurl_jojo @__clairex Like madd😭😭

[timi @Timiii360]

i'm so tired of finding shit to eat, shit to wear, shit to watch... like omg fuck it nvm! 😭😭

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

little things like this make my day.

[edo winch @ENayomii]

Please don’t piss me off

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

There’s gotta be a good divorce lawyer out there who can get that trillion divided by a dozen or so

[Maybe: Fat Booty Latina @lexascending]

This will be my wedding picture.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Our National grid needs 150 trillion naira upgrade to serve 24/7 electricity and someone cannot account for missing 210 trillion.

Just one person

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

It’s my doctorversary! Earned a PhD 15 years ago, and today I’m a tenured professor at an R1 institution. In case you don’t know, I’ve been in this game for a minute💅🏾

[Aisha is wealthy| I said what I said! @Opulent_Maisha]

Until a man get pregnant and carries a child in his womb for 9 months, men's contribution about how women should look during pregnancy holds no weight.