Chris Ayers

Mainly here for the dogs, political humour and puns.

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@JeffGrubb I know you probably get asked about the state of games often, but any news on MachineGames and Wolfenstein 3? Wolfenstein 2 is 6 years old at this point so I am curious. Thanks!

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@waitwait are you guys going to do a special 25th anniversary show like you did for your 20th? I would love to go see a show this year with a friend and am hoping you are!

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@BarredinDC @marycheh @DoorDash @UberEats what did they do, for the uninitiated?

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@Roman_de_Rafael @nytimes It's frozen milk... not butter

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@meselianne @nytimes It's not butter. It says in t he recipe it's whole milk. frozen

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@islivingston I had hoped so when I saw '615'. Because if that was feet anyone in that area is already gone.

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@cava when are you opening in Asheville? Asking for a friend. (It's me, I'm the friend)

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@IpsumsLoren who's we? :'(

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human only brought one little bag. on our walk. so naturally. i had to poop twice. they are in shambles

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@islivingston My twitter usage was never high, but it's dropped since Elon took over. I've only been on today because I heard that Cava was coming to my town and had been investigating.

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@cava I heard rumours of a new location In Asheville. Can you confirm for this former DC resident who missed having you in my life?

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

ANOTHER vote for the Speaker of the House

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@discord @kkyehh I'm not OP but it's Desktop.

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@precogdissonant @dick_nixon Ok hear me out... Are we sure this isn't Steve Martin?

[Chris Ayers @c_ayers]

@talih0ttv Is this a Cheetos atm or an ATM tied to a company that just sells Cheetos

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

Can you imagine spending $44 billion to do this to yourself

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

#GoodNightEveryone

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

The real Twitter was the ppl we blocked & muted along the way.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

ELON, THIS IS URGENT!!
TAKE IT FROM US: Cover any small thermal exhaust ports leading directly to Twitter's reactor system before it's too late.