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[nmp_ @C_Conlan]

@ansdor This looks great

[Richard R Clark 🇺🇦 @rclarkie]

A wee thread about a young boy and the tweet that got away. Feel free to RT.

Three weeks ago my youngest, Gabriel 12, came home upset. His love of woodwork was not deemed cool, nor was only having 6 followers on his instagram. 1/15

[nmp_ @C_Conlan]

Mate.

[Better Call Saul @BetterCallSaul]

#BetterCallSaul returns for its final season. Mark your calendar.

[nmp_ @C_Conlan]

I've joined the #FFSjam, hanging out on a distant discord server with many others each trying to make a video game.

I started making a game called Suraci last year but stopped because, honestly, it was a bit shit. I am starting again from scratch. I hope to finish it this time.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[nmp_ @C_Conlan]

@merrittk I've had this exact thought

[nmp_ @C_Conlan]

@MalteLandwehr @gusthema

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Rewatching Peep Show. It’s unbelievably funny, in a brilliantly honest about how shallow flawed cruel cynical and self-serving humans can be way, that I’m not sure we’re allowed to publicly admit about ourselves any more.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable

[delia @delia_cai]

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

- don’t be cool
- don’t get real with your class

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

If your tweet is *really* good my boyfriend and I might repeat the punchline of it back and forth to each other for 3-5 years.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

even in this idyllic situation, ben affleck is constitutionally incapable of producing any facial expression other than ‘i just lost custody of my son’

[nmp_ @C_Conlan]

Uhh yeah. Thinking about it's next harebrained scheme to entrap and murder Bart Simpson.

[Char @charjoel]

Every dad in the world

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

I was saying boo-ezos.

[Lee Clayton @LeeClayton_]

Waterloo station. Hear the message. @England