Caroline

hey all you cool cats and kittens this is Carole from big cat rescue

[Caroline @c_denise99]

@sara__reale hell yes we have to

[Glizzie Borden @misha_loves_you]

The Las Vegas strip is now the boulevard of broken dreams

[jesse @jesseavina]

las vegas strip rn

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

take me to the pumpkin patch or else

[Pavel @es_aion]

she's going to make a soup or a hearthy stew perhaps

[trash jones @jzux]

attending october church (going to spirit halloween every sunday)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my son is gonna be so mad when i name him garett (short for cigarette)

[B•B•G™ @quepasa_31]

Me advising my female friends

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

when an evil witch puts a curse on gordon ramsey, turning him into a rat, and can only be broken by true loves kiss… instead of looking for love, he just accepts he’s a rat now, and makes hell’s kitchen for rats, but only remy from ratatouille applies:
https://t.co/LzyN2uLtzv

[TINA HAND @tinacantdrive]

the monkeypox vaccine questionnaire

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not understand but I disagree

[Laurie Hernandez @LaurieHernandez]

bro the problem is not killing off a queer character- the problem is killing off the lead queer character after building a relationship with another queer character for four seasons only for them to get together in the last episode then… d!e. what?!

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

😂😬 @gamecockfb smacks Florida 40-17

[Brig. Gen. Zebuliah Noland @ColonelZebuliah]

Dearest Mother,

The hour of battle draws near. Many onlookers have placed hefty wagers against us, as they believe our men outmatched by the mongrels.

In victory or defeat, I am proud to fight alongside my Carolina brothers. I would not count us out so hastily.

—Zebuliah

[carl marcs @misterspinch]

did it hurt? when you found out that hard work doesn’t guarantee success in a capitalist society