Cody Wilson

[skiiball enthusiast @solidshepard12]

The Bene Gesserit looking for the Kwisatz Haderach

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

As much as twitter pisses me off these days there’s simply no other platform where you can go to find out that the Borgia family still exists and they’re the fried chicken kings of Dublin

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@JoeIsSorryInAdv This thread should be both retired and treasured

[Bob Gurnett - bobgurnett.com on bsky @BobIsntFunny]

I love how Rian Johnson has said Glass Onion isn't really about Musk (seems to be closer to Zuck) but all Elon's fans are like "no no, it is about a billionaire who is actually a huge fucking idiot. We know our guy when we see him. 0/5 stars. Worst movie ever."

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

It's not just that gay bars are supposed to be a safe space.

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@jsuave94 *jsuave way

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@jsuave94 No

[Hugh McIntyre @PopBangHugh]

Yellowcard's "Ocean Avenue" means everything to about half of one generation or people and to no one else.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

A California condor who did it by herself

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@syd_thekid33 @dancassara @jsuave94 11/16

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Sam being able to carry Frodo and not be effected by the ring means the ring doesn’t understand transitive properties so they could have just taped the ring to a mouse and then carried the mouse with no ill effects. Whole thing would have taken 20 minutes.

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Imagine building your entire career on pretending you understand the market and being undone by the people that call them stonks.

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@RJD1313

[Hugh McIntyre @PopBangHugh]

If Santa had children you could legally refer to them as dependent clauses.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Tweet Davidson @SteveRyanComedy]

BREAKING: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be the friendships we made along the way.

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@jsuave94 Gotta love it when Tucker accidentally advocates for redistribution of wealth he's been ranting against for his whole career 😂😂😂

[Cody Wilson @c_dubs21]

@RJD1313 @ryan_mossb @alittletag LITLITLIT