Chuck Eisenhauer

There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired.

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@tacobell will you sponsor me for an upcoming triathlon I’m doing if I eat your food everyday for the next 2.5 months leading up to the race

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

I just entered the @Magnoliabakery sweepstakes for a chance to win Banana Pudding for a Year! #magnoliabakery https://t.co/6jbM45w9Kz

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@RavenSoftware Maybe try fixing the loadout freeze in your piece of trash game

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@avpbeach out here broadcasting Field/Bomgren’s blocking signs...
#AVP #AVPHuntingtonBeach

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@Delta Y’all literally sent this bag from Las Vegas to LAX, from LAX to Cincinnati (which is where it’s supposed to go), “scheduled for delivery”, THEN SENT IT TO DETROIT, and god knows where it’s going next. World class service right here...

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

Thank you @Delta for losing my bag on my Vegas layover. I’m sure my family won’t mind not having Christmas presents from me this year. And I definitely didn’t need my winter coats in Ohio either...
Merry Christmas, @Delta. No wonder everyone told me I should fly @united

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@PopularPups I need it

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 You have memory problems man

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 If you ain't first you're last

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 You did

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 Hi

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 U rite

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 Yep. Sure am.

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 I guess I've never been happy...that's deep man

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 I will

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@geisen10 THIS IS ME. SAME.

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 I'm pretty sure a bat could beat them. Or Floyd Mayweather. Old people are pretty frail

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 Same.

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 Still pissed you didn't visit me

[Chuck Eisenhauer @c_eisen]

@geisen10 I don't want the world. What did I do to deserve it?