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[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Exclusive: Milania Giudice was throwing food and candles before her arrest, sister called the cops.

Details: https://t.co/VROBwEs3Kg

[hannah @shamediarist]

fourth of july is gonna feel like this

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them children ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime.

[moonlightlivevocals ꕤ @jensafetynet]

it’s so obvious she started wearing her contact lenses

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[🙂‍↔️ ꕤ @arixabeI]

Ethan at home alone with no baby, wife, or partner and Ariana already moved on 😭😭😭

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

My mom has only seen the first Toy Story so I told her they made Woody trans and now goes by Jessie

[Tierra @callhertee]

I can’t believe OJ said he scared to walk down the street cause he might b standing next to the killer

[chloé @ChampagneNoona]

me when I have my first kid at 40

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

All the pajama pants at Walmart were at half mast today.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

terrified of anyone who has a problem with what she said.

[♀ emma 𖦹 @radfemma]

as someone who’s worked w kids for over a decade, spot on. most ppl would be stunned & horrified walking into any elementary school today

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[tribeca enjoyer @TribecaTies]

New York is the only city where you can see a video like this and not really worry that it could be AI