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Goat whisperer.

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

@QueenofTacos He was accused of SA by multiple women which likely has something to do with it.

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

Live music is the best anti-depressant and last night’s dose of @bushofficial in Madison, WI was just what I needed! Not only is @GavinRossdale an absolute sexpot, but he’s such a joy to watch! #highlyrecommend #bushtour2023 #GavinRossdale

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Just going over it all in my head. The way Mike Pence constantly interrupted and spoke over @KamalaHarris was the prime example of white male supremacy and its common dismissal and disrespect for black woman.

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

If @nbcsnl doesn’t have Keenan play the fly from the debate this weekend, they need to hire new writers! #Debates2020 #HarrisPenceDebate

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

@nbcsnl - if Keenan doesn’t play the fly from the debate this weekend, then you need to hire new writers! #Debates2020 #HarrisPenceDebate

[The Soze Agency @WeAreSoze]

Today we honor Trayvon Martin, who would’ve been 25 today.

In his memory, we will forever be committed to the work of justice and social movements.

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

@k_neece No! Everyone I know who has it says the same thing!

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

Needing to talk and having no one to talk to is pretty much the worst. Another day in the life of a loser. #winning

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Marijuana should be legalized, and drug consumption should be decriminalized.

These are matters of public health.

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

@jasonstapls Want to come to my mom’s? It’ll be low key!

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

@jasonstapls STOOPID

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

@tricia_mccann Those earrings!

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

Before I make friends with any white people I need to see all your Halloween costumes from 1988-2017.

[🏳️‍🌈Not Matt Moscona🏳️‍🌈 @NotMoscona]

Age 17: sneak out of the house to go to a party

Age 37: sneak out of a party to go home

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

DA BEARZ #VICTORY #NFL #ONEPUMPCHUMP

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

Some call it equity; I call it collusion. #vaguetweetsarevague

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

Students are back
ME:

[Can D @c_h2oloo]

Name one dude with a skinny mustache who isn’t a dick...

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Maybe part of the problem is that calling it “climate change” doesn’t sound urgent enough to rich people. How about we call it “it’s gonna be too hot for you to golf.”