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[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

"Kevin McCarthy would burn down the House, to be King of the Ashes." - Elie Mystal, moments ago

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

It's funny that Republicans are finally able to rerun an election over and over again and yet they still can't win

[Marie Connor @thistallawkgirl]

It’s a sad day for the United States when a party that hates half of the country can’t even unite around hating half of the country.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

As of today,... fully half off U.S. states let people carry firearms without permits.

No permits, no background checks, no gun safety classes, no questions,... no nuthin'.

What could possibly go wrong?

[c_hodge @c_hodge]

@Debspar31105746 @RyanClifford The uniforms are different, and they're wearing skates.

So you're not *entirely* wrong.

[c_hodge @c_hodge]

@TheRightMelissa @charliekirk11 You're allowed.

Look up obstructive HCM.

You're welcome.

[c_hodge @c_hodge]

And a real asshole.

[TrivWorks @TrivWorks]

Barbara Walters spoke the truth to The Donald back in 1990
https://t.co/vPsbGxJMMT

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Would watch a network procedural where Greta Thunberg catches criminals by harnessing the power of internet burns

[c_hodge @c_hodge]

Ya gotta love it!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Ghost of George Conway @gtconway3dg]

i feel like we don't talk enough about how this plot against Governor Whitmer was a direct response to Trump's call for his supporters to "liberate Michigan"

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

Bobb: https://t.co/44M1p6LdYk
Budowich: https://t.co/D31Pixyd25
Grisham: https://t.co/PAExWNn11n
Farah: https://t.co/4GrPX5Unm1
Don Jr: https://t.co/LH9x0e7Ynv
Guilfoyle: https://t.co/cO6G42Fa91
McCarthy: https://t.co/epwBqDJ9vW
Sund: https://t.co/KEhyH5KOzr

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

New: Jan. 6 committee releases 19 more deposition transcripts — including Trump lawyer Christina Bobb, Trump aide Taylor Budowich, Stephanie Grisham, Alyssa Farah, Don Jr, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Army Sec Ryan McCarthy, former USCP chief Steven Sund

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman and Greg Abbott is not a human being

[David Frum @davidfrum]

“Since you ask, yes this is indeed my idea of fun.”

[c_hodge @c_hodge]

#smalldickenergy

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

HOW DOES BOB JORDAN STILL HAVE A JOB TODAY?