Courtnizzle

[scottish accent] THAT'LL DO, DONKEY. THAT'LL DO.

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

Crying in the electrical engineering building bathroom aka business per usual

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

It’s feeling like a Khruangbin live versions type of day 🤔

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move.

1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year.

Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that month where everyone pretended their stupid boyfriends think about the Roman Empire..

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $436.3 billion

Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $244.2 billion

Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $257.8 billion

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25

It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Lilith is in a perpetual state of anxiety because when it is demanded of her that she "authenticate" herself she has no cell phone upon which to receive a special code; thus, like the man without a country, she has no identity, she is shunned by all authenticated persons.

[Noah @decemberhunting]

If you just have 1 beer, that's called an Unlinked Beer. The body has ways of rejecting this beer and dampening its creative influence

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Tuna has crazy stats, mad selenium, protein, b12, niacin and it's low calorie like I just want to meet a tuna to see how they do it

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The top 1% now owns more than $54 trillion in wealth.

That’s 468 times more than the bottom 50%.

One man — Elon Musk — owns more than the bottom half COMBINED.

This is what I mean when I talk about oligarchy.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

spotify home page:

-last 15 albums you listened to
-random video podcast talking about the FDA
-the three worst new pop albums
-John Green audiobook
-last 15 albums you listened to but with a different header
-AI generated playlist titled “dirtbag woo woo vibe time energy”

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

It is if you have those fake vinyl floors and a one bedroom apartment

[The 4Chan Archives @blacknredtext]

anonymous submission

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

Why is everything tombo tuna these days. Girl just say albacore

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

Unfortunately since regularly I bring my boyfriend to events I’m unable to be picky about my friends bringing their boyfriends to my events. A tough situation

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

I have once again misplaced my ti-84 charger

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

I am once again feeling the urge to reread Harry Potter

[Courtnizzle @c_hudds]

When no one else got me pomodoro timer got me