Courtney Johnson

If you don't like to fish, then we can't be friends.

[alan cummings crumpet munchers @_bubbarae]

I’m sick of the whole “don’t make suicide jokes. Imagine if you knew and loved someone who committed suicide.” Like, NO. Don’t make them because they’re not funny. Don’t make them because battling with mental health is a real thing. Just don’t joke about suicide. Period.

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

@BaileeBach Yeah okay

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Disappointment is trying to make a veggie pizza, somehow messing it up, and not having veggie pizza.

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Must be nice to just not work anymore and leave everyone hanging in the dust.

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Hey Twitter.

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Honestly having an old woman hold my hand today and tell me I'm pretty made my month.

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"I shit in my own yard because I had to go so bad, then I threw it in the neighbors yard." OMFG No Mitch

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Grandma "I'm glad I heard you stumble down the stairs, then I knew you were home safe" ❤

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

"How does that much smoke come out of such a little girl" #LemmeShowYou

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My 97 year old resident is in a relationship & I'm over here wondering what kind of man repellent I'll wear today.

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

I never thought the day would come where I would get sick of eating ice cream. 😨

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Don't treat me like a piece of sh*t and get pissed at me for calling you out.

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

The highlight of my week was my little cousin saying "You're so pretty Corkie"& giving me a big hug ❤ it's the little things

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

Who needs a boyfriend when you can watch fishing videos & eat ice cream

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Wake up thinking I have to go to work, realizing I actually don't have to work. #Mornin

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Grammy & me shoveling Edy's slow churned ice cream in our faces like nobody's business since 1994. #ChubbyAtHeart

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

I made it less than a week before I started missing my long hair. So there's that. #WishingForLongLocks

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

A 20 min nap is all fun and games until you wake up 3+ hours later with no knowledge of what day it is

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

Dad got me a charter fishing trip for Christmas. HYFR man. 🖒🖒🎣🎣🎣

[Courtney Johnson @c_jjohnsonn]

Finals are all fun and games until you have to cram 170 pages of notes into your overwhelmed brain for one class. 🙃