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Cubs fan, loves to laugh, avid reader when awake, puzzler, Wonder Woman wannabe.

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Just took 4 preteen girls apple picking.

We left with 8 apples and 64 Tik Tok videos.

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#hotchocolaterun

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@GrantRandom

Going to miss you on @SXMOctane

My morning commute is going to suck now. Granted I always have to turn you off when my kids are with me bc of all the masturbation talk, but whatever. From one Chicagoan to another, good luck!

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#BandsForFish

Basstille

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#BandsForFish

Mackeralmore

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#BandsForFish

The Carps

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#StressIn3Words

What just broke?

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@GregProops @WhoseLiveAnyway @WhoseRyanStiles @JoelMurray9of9 @JeffBryanDavis Thank you for an awesome show tonight and rolling with all of the local references! You guys were great!

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@ejt___ He also really appreciates good ball handling.

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#MoviesToMunchOn

What’s Eating Goober Grape

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#MoviesToMunchOn

Ice Scream

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#MoviesToMunchOn

Children of the Popcorn

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Me: This math seems awfully hard for 7th grade.

13: I’m in 8th grade.

~ and other reasons I should probably lay off the day drinking

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@poshcloset1000 Wake me up - Avicii
Drive - The Cars
Slave to the Grind - Skid Row
Drive - Incubus
Cheeseburger in Paradise - Buffet
Go to Sleep - Radiohead

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My shower has 4 settings:

Gentle waterfall

Spring sprinkle

Flay your skin from your bones with a thousand angry needles

Relaxing rain

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Peeling off skin from a sunburn #IsOddlySatisfying ….and weird as hell but also super satisfying

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@idtbh1 👄👄😂

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#MyFriendsTriedToWarnMe that it might not look natural

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@MiggsHawk

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16: Hey mom, what day is Halloween?

Me: *channeling my inner Ministry*
🎵 Everyday 🎶

(I apologize to those of you who are too young to understand this reference).

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@KnownComment 🙄

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Saw Orion's belt last night. It was ok but not great.

3 stars.