My wife texted me from work…
Her…Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?
Me…I am…just started episode 3
Her…Great, pause it at 21 minutes and 8 seconds
Me…Ok, paused, it’s at the crime scene in the living room
Her…Right! Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?
Me…Yeah, it’s pretty gruesome
Her…Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle…do you see where the natural light is hitting the wall?
Me…Yes
Her…That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom
BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.
“Why do we need gay pride?”
This is why. Gay people are attacked, threatened and abused just for existing. Some of the most successful footballers in the world are abusers and rapists but homosexuality is where you draw the line?
Okay this is genuinely disgusting that people are still spitting out bullshit onto the timeline. There’s some stuff I am going to clear up since people are just throwing around blind hate to push a narrative that is non-existent. John is a friend of both mine and Kyedae, just because they hung out on a trip that I was suppose to come out on but had to cancel last minute WITH one of my best friends from high school there with them who also is conveniently cropped out of the photo to once again push this crazy cheating story is fucking wild. Maybe before people start speculating things in a relationship they have absolutely nothing to do with they should focus on fixing their own insecurities so it’s not projected outwards. Also I have absolutely no clue how people started saying I donated bone marrow to her when I most definitely did not. I legitimately cannot tell if this type of shit is just rage bait but it’s genuinely pretty hard for me to get emotionally charged like this.
We need Thanos in the game.
His ultimate should be this:
whenever the enemy team runs triple support, you snap, wipe the entire lobby, the match gets canceled, and you’re instantly placed into a normal lobby without that shit.
Bro everything that comes out of this Luciyasa bitch has always been the worst take or js straight berating and deflecting of someone. She farms engagement, takes no accountability, turns on max ads, subscriber chat only and yaps abt stupid bs. How tf ppl still like her??