My favorite thing to do is come home and guess if my roomba is stuck under the couch, chair or loveseat bc I know it left from the dock and drove directly towards one of them 🙃🙃
Everybody...literally everybody: OMG you need to get on tic tok! It’s literally the funniest stuff ever...you will laugh your ass off...
Me after being on tic tok: Babe, I think we can redo both bathrooms and the kitchen for $150....
Nothing would make me happier than being able to punch every single person in the face that stays in the left lane until it clearly ends going across soddy lake.
Trent told me he ordered 4 more things for me for Christmas. When I told him I hadn’t even asked for anything he said “you have mentioned several things you want”....like I’m shook. Does this mean this mf really be listening to me? 😂